Submitted by Eleventh_Barista t3_119xtis in headphones
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saltyboi6704 t1_j9oka1p wrote
I feel like a 1 grit is a better purchase
soldkeyboard57 t1_j9omgjk wrote
Can I have a frequency response of the before/after rock
Netherquark t1_j9omruk wrote
I find it crazy how each single number makes sense to me in a vacuum 💀
soldkeyboard57 t1_j9omv1v wrote
It’s a “if you know, you know” kinda thing
No-Context5479 t1_j9on5cq wrote
Lol🤭
Vv4nd t1_j9oocdv wrote
it's a scam. I can hear from just looking at these pictures that they are not properly astroaligned. Also the chi is all over the place. How am I supposed to put all that sound intravenous if these rocks mess up all the good vibes?
fortean t1_j9oqzmd wrote
They're not rocks, they're minerals.
Eleventh_Barista OP t1_j9oscpi wrote
the seller calls them rocks 😎 rock on dude 🤟
IfTheGloveFits t1_j9ou7up wrote
I wouldn't believe it either if I didn't hear the difference when I put one on top of my vinyl record while it was playing! The veil was lifted and I started hearing residual infrasound frequencies from the birth of the known (and unknown) universe!! Now sure, I could be biased but even my wife could hear the difference from three air tight nuclear blast doors away!!!
LauriCular t1_j9ovgel wrote
In the middle Palaeolithic era, man was often frustrated by the lack of hifi equipment but this was more than made up for with superb rock availability
Fynniboyy t1_j9ovlca wrote
Can someone please confirm, that the background looks like this in real life? Because it looks like noise that would be emitted by radioactive materials.
Fynniboyy t1_j9ovmdf wrote
Can someone please confirm, that the background looks like this in real life? Because it looks like noise that would be emitted by radioactive materials.
JProllz t1_j9owblr wrote
Can't believe you didn't mention how bad the karma is on some of these and how disconnected their chakras are. No way these are going to have an enjoyable effect on harmonic distortion with those traits.
Eleventh_Barista OP t1_j9oxym1 wrote
Should get one of these rocks for my amp, the more karma it has the better chance it has of being reincarnated
IAmAgainst t1_j9oyfga wrote
In my experience, rocks do improve sound quality. I threw one against a shop's window and grabbed a home theater for my living room.
e-Standards t1_j9p1bgw wrote
You have to wonder if anyone actually falls for something like this.
Lithominium t1_j9p1mfe wrote
If you purchase a 1 grit youre being scammed, the soul of a 1 grit is that you grab some Fuckin Rock and beat the shit out of things that deserve it
RB181 t1_j9p2roo wrote
When someone says they listen to rock music
zoinkability t1_j9p339z wrote
I have also heard that you can take a bunch of rocks and make things like copper and steel out of them, both of which are useful when making electronic components.
blah618 t1_j9p6smq wrote
and i thought audiophile stickers were bad
though i have heard an very slight audible difference by adding a magnetic attachment to my iem cable. It cost less than 1usd though (and i didnt buy it)
RChamy t1_j9p6xzf wrote
They really resonate that Rage Against The Machine tone
SuckMikeHock t1_j9p7aag wrote
I know it is a scam and it sucks, but when i see something like this, i'm like : " if you're smart enough to be browsing the internet, and you have enough disposable income to even consider buying this, AND YOU DO, you kinda deserve it. Even if only as a lesson for yourself hahaha
Overall_Falcon_8526 t1_j9ph2xx wrote
Audiophile Buttplugs
f3llyn t1_j9phiqh wrote
I'm not sure I understand.
Elbow_wrinkle_quiche t1_j9pj7kk wrote
Right? The feng shui will be all wrong with these rocks. The dragon will be overly powerful, you’re going to need a LOT of V-8 juice to stay steady if you travel down this path.
Also, definitely a little Warp taint coming from that bottom left one, I’d get someone from the atrophysicus to scan this before you buy. No one needs a witch hunter kicking down your door when you are halfway into a subjectively tasty jam.
Elbow_wrinkle_quiche t1_j9pjfb8 wrote
Think fam is gonna be mad when you bought a rock that summoned a witch hunter? Wait until their interrogations commence. Thanksgiving will not be fun next year for you
homeless8X t1_j9pmblv wrote
He’s genius
Boner4SCP106 t1_j9pnc3q wrote
No, I am the one who rocks.
OakenRage t1_j9pq08d wrote
Found these when I was researching the Toms Hardware article. If a fool has money there will always be someone out there trying to figure out how to get it.
Charming-Night6763 t1_j9psr3w wrote
And its just balls of clay!
Not gonna lie, its tempting to try make and list an item like this, super easy :)
LiveZumbi t1_j9pyae5 wrote
You can smoke one for $10 and get much better results.
timsams_ t1_j9q1kjx wrote
"but have you listened to it ?"
Muttywango t1_j9q3cf1 wrote
The seller feedback profile suggests that a few people have fallen for it : https://www.ebay.co.uk/fdbk/feedback_profile/audiophile.rocks?user_context=BUYER
Zblurth t1_j9q6tin wrote
I mean the rock does have the same effect as the half shielded Sata cable but at only half the price WHAT A DEAL!!
GrouchyTrousers t1_j9qbe8a wrote
Now there's an idea...buttplugs connected to bass shakers!
TheGildedNoob t1_j9qd21v wrote
It exists...
GrouchyTrousers t1_j9qgg0s wrote
Damnit! I'll never get rich with a nutty invention at this rate.
YourMother0HP t1_j9qjrc5 wrote
Every time I feel like I've overspent on my setup, I remind myself that shit like this exists
sakallicelal t1_j9qk3rx wrote
Sometimes I think that I saw all the BS in this hobby and than someone posts something like that to remind me how ignorant I am.
uLikePancakes t1_j9qlduq wrote
That’s how you win chess games these days. Or so I’m told.
e-Standards t1_j9qoynk wrote
Now that is unfortunate...
FiddyFriday t1_j9qvsn9 wrote
"The treble is a bit hard"
"You mean harsh?"
"No..."
Dramaticox t1_j9qwl8d wrote
Not if you get the plushie, it got a little bit of the OG 1grit in it, aswell as all the love and pride Wade has provided until this plushie's creation.
Lithominium t1_j9r3nv0 wrote
It dOEs??
Dramaticox t1_j9r4n90 wrote
I meant part of its SOUL, obviously the 1 grit can't be broken apart.
Lithominium t1_j9r4skv wrote
Except that one time
Dramaticox t1_j9r5g5e wrote
It doesn't break, it give birth
Those are the children of our beloved 1 grit.
Lithominium t1_j9r6cuj wrote
They’ll grow up to be more one grits
Speedmaster1969 t1_j9r8nj7 wrote
Thanks for the link, i subbed. That's some next level entertainment
Speedmaster1969 t1_j9r93pi wrote
At least the person spent the money on some decorative rocks rather than a cable for 10k$ lol
sethryan44 t1_j9r9ztq wrote
Am I supposed to hit myself in the head with the rock until my music sounds better?
MoreGloriousDawn t1_j9ratll wrote
Aww man, Patrick82, the Coconut Audio guy is still at it I see. He had these amazing cringe videos on youtube back in the day.
Vulcanicloud t1_j9rvjy6 wrote
Thought I was just looking at fancy IEMs at first.
AnonymousX86 t1_j9szrri wrote
Me who just found out people listen through rocks, and I was sitting in this sub because of headphones recommendations.
ststairz t1_j9t1qyo wrote
Im confused.
Plarocks t1_j9t7ogj wrote
100% Positive Feedback! 🤣
GolemThe3rd t1_j9t7sz5 wrote
These reviews seem kinda fake
Plarocks t1_j9t82tk wrote
Sorry dude…
Pomegranate_36 t1_j9th6u1 wrote
Finally, I found a worthy opponent for my Final B3s in terms of indestructibility!
mhmmmhmmhm t1_j9thoqd wrote
I would get one, but it would have to be a rock-star.
sentimentalLeeby t1_j9tszor wrote
I do recommend Yaxi pads with these
Eleventh_Barista OP t1_j9ojqef wrote
For 500$ you can get a rock to sit on your amp and improve sound, I cant tell if the person is running a scam or if this is like satire lmao
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They haver a youtube channel! https://www.youtube.com/@AudiophileRocks/videos
>they stated older products were discontinued since "we have depleted the precious crystals from planet Earth. There are no replacement crystals, they are gone forever"
i cant even 😂😂😂