Submitted by 1080pin4k t3_yacmiy in headphones
----_________------ t1_itahf26 wrote
i need that first copypasta please.
E: some gems
>This man is a chagrin of copium, a mockery of what it means to be firstly, malicious in being conniving and being a portrait of bad faith. Secondly, he isn't misinformed, but actively delusional
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>If it was good, you would have been akin to a lover, getting comfortable with her flaws and attitude, but instead you marked her up like a cheap plastic Barbie, ready to go under the knife for your own personal happiness despite the damage it would cause her and your relationship.
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>A blind man once told me, I'd rather be blind everyday instead of deaf, for I can listen to the sound of music and my loved ones. If I slipped your [product] onto him, he would insist on going deaf and being released from his prison of pain.
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>He has besmirched the name of good [brand], the [product] and [product] are terrible and the [product ] is the one true king, in a complete Peripeteia.
LinkinPark9999 t1_italps7 wrote
It depresses me how the Maliciously Misinformed role includes both myself and this clown. maliciously misinformed doesn't mean you cope with and shill a product, it goes deeper- into scars of the psyche, the desire to be an equal despite your position as the peak of the Dunning Kruger Curve. We don't talk about a singular product, we talk about mentally simulating copper and silver oxidates in cables, how seaweed green in the SSR cable makes the soundstage clearer, we compare wine to audio (despite never having a taste of either). This man is a chagrin of copium, a mockery of what it means to be firstly, malicious in being conniving and being a portrait of bad faith. Secondly, he isn't misinformed, but actively delusional. I can read a graph and be like hey the 1.5k is fucked because of the recession, but this man thinks oh hey, there's a dip in the fucking 1.5k, l know that there's a dip! This man has willfully encroached and entered a hole of being convinced that literal stickers being taken off will change the FR in such a meaningful way that the headphone will be good despite the efforts of everyone (including the very headfi thread posting measurements and analogies proving they didn't). He has besmirched the name of good Sennheiser, the hd800 and hd800S are terrible and the hd8xx is the one true king, in a complete Peripeteia. I am completely flabbergast and lost for words at this low effort trolling and insistent attitude that hd8xx is good. If it was good, you would have been akin to a lover, getting comfortable with her flaws and attitude, but instead you marked her up like a cheap plastic Barbie, ready to go under the knife for your own personal happiness despite the damage it would cause her and your relationship. A blind man once told me, I'd rather be blind everyday instead of deaf, for I can listen to the sound of music and my loved ones. If I slipped your hd8xx onto him, he would insist on going deaf and being released from his prison of pain.
NeonEonIon t1_itam3g9 wrote
You can't but admire the effort that went into this.
bubblejohns t1_itaq11d wrote
Then as an UwUpasta
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