MFW when my new $1,500 cables of copperless silver, expertly hydrochlorinated with ozone for tighter bass sparklier highs and more danceability, don't sound one bit better than the ones that came with the headphonesZimaEnthusiast t1_j6k2r1c wrote
Reply to comment by Pusfilledonut in MFW when my new $1,500 cables of copperless silver, expertly hydrochlorinated with ozone for tighter bass sparklier highs and more danceability, don't sound one bit better than the ones that came with the headphones by LawfulGoodCorgi
And the blind have much better hearing too, so they must be right
Flerbenderper t1_j6ka33y wrote
I had my eyes surgically removed in pursuit of becoming the ultimate audiophile
Muttywango t1_j6keefu wrote
I considered this but the head-related transfer function would have been badly affected. I stared at the mid-day sun for half an hour. My eyeballs are intact and the money I saved on surgery was spent on a utility pole outside my house with a dedicated transformer to free myself from tainted current.
Muggaraffin t1_j6p86dz wrote
I love the idea of someone doing that rather than, ya know…..just closing your eyes
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