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TotallyInOverMyHead t1_iwkzi0j wrote

Reply to comment by Bikelangelo in German Cold War Nuclear Fallout Bunker For Sale On eBay For EUR 1.6 Million by ananovanews

No, I just like to visit my 600 inhabitant birthplace in bumfuck-nowhere (Germany) every now and then and visit the old neighbours, you get asked to help carry up some cases of beer or whine and then you ask, "hey, whats that giant vault, are you storing ww2-gold or something ?" " nope thats just my nuclear bunker" you shrug and the conversation moves on.

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But a quick google search provided the number of 2k public bunkers and 9k private ones (see: https://www.thelocal.de/20220304/how-prepared-is-germany-in-the-event-of-a-military-attack/)

However, from experience, ALOT of bunkers are NOT publicly known. Case in point, when we bought our home in the mid 90's and were doing some digging in the garden, we found a giant concrete slab 2 meters below ground. At first we thought it was a typical country-side underground conrete sewage silo.

Nope, a bunker that can comfortably hold 10 people - stocked with food from the mid 80's and looked unused. sealed it back up, still is there for when it is needed, don't even think the new owners know about it. It defnitely is not on the public plans or the semi-public ones that list power, water and gaslines.

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WilliamMorris420 t1_iwlg8t3 wrote

You don't want to list your bunker publicly. As when you go to use it, you'll find the neighbors already in it

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TotallyInOverMyHead t1_iwlhs3g wrote

just because you don't wan't to, doesn't mean it doesn't HAVE TO be listed in Germany. Remember, we are talking about GERMANY, where you need a licence + permission + Bureaucracy for EVERYTHING.

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MNGirlinKY t1_iwltgdh wrote

Exactly as William Lawrence said. I’ve learned from the hundreds of terrible post apocalyptic books that I’ve read from Amazon you never tell anybody about your preparation for the big one.

It’s also why you’re not supposed to show people your hidden panic rooms and that type of thing. If shit goes down people come for your stuff.

Seems like common sense to me but people list it on Zillow.

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CaptainTripps82 t1_iwnduw5 wrote

This is why Bill Burr doesn't want a generator. You don't want to advertise that your the only house with power after the end.

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Attack_Of_The_ t1_iwl8hre wrote

I live in Australia, and I was a cleaner for few years. One of our clients homes was over 100 years old and they had a bunker in their backyard that was accessed by lifting one of the large patio tiles. You then had a three key system to actually enter it. It was tiny, more a bomb shelter if anything, but it was one of the first instances of a bunker that I've ever seen here.

Also, the bunker was mostly flooded, and the owners hadn't decided to clean it out/restore it. It was mostly just a fun conversational point.

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Bikelangelo t1_iwkzn9g wrote

Ha, that's awesome. I'd love a secret bunker.

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TotallyInOverMyHead t1_iwl0b93 wrote

Pretty sure there are tons like those on both private and public land, from ww2 to the cold war all long forgotten, or kept secret on purpose.

On the other hand, the ruins of a castle can reasonably work as a bunker as long as you manage to dig out their basements without them caving in on you.

Germany has afaik some 20k castles still in existance with countless more ruins.

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Jeheh t1_iwmawe6 wrote

Can it really be secret if its listed for sale on the internet? S/

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YaMamSucksMeToes t1_iwlzgj0 wrote

Wait, they're not using their nuclear bunker? Isn't that a waste of real estate!

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TotallyInOverMyHead t1_iwlzxk3 wrote

real estate (or rather the ground its on) is still cheap in ALOT of the parts of the country. That might change tho when the next law regarding real estate taxes actually gets executed, and you don't just pay by the square meter of ground, but also the type of building that is build ontop of it.

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Edit: nvm, just realized there is a "!" at the end of the sentence instead of the "?" i thought there was.

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