its_justme t1_ix1kn4m wrote
Reply to comment by Miskatonic_River in A Medieval Gold Wedding Ring Found in the Mud Worth Is Thousands by max-venum
That sounds like something Sauron would say…
“Oh that’s totally not the one ring, let met throw that away for you…” sweating heavily
BeautifulStranger80s t1_ix2g43l wrote
Sauron at the auction nervously trying to outbid everyone
its_justme t1_ix2gvdm wrote
“Ok big S, just stay calm. World domination is in your grasp, just don’t look too needy. Also don’t spend more than 1 mil, you’ve already taken out a reverse mortgage against barad dur and you can’t dodge Saruman’s calls forever”
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