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BeautifulStranger80s t1_ix2g43l wrote

Sauron at the auction nervously trying to outbid everyone

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its_justme t1_ix2gvdm wrote

“Ok big S, just stay calm. World domination is in your grasp, just don’t look too needy. Also don’t spend more than 1 mil, you’ve already taken out a reverse mortgage against barad dur and you can’t dodge Saruman’s calls forever”

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