Submitted by Brattonismybae t3_zudypq in history
woodrax t1_j1j0ujk wrote
Pretty sure it was the Sheriff of Nottingham you are thinking of. He also banned merciful beheadings, and table scraps for lepers and orphans.
One_Chef_6989 t1_j1j7skc wrote
“Locksley! Ill cut your heart out with a spoon!”
MrPhi t1_j1je55j wrote
You! My room, 10 30, tonight. You! 10 45.
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Bring a friend.
BOB58875 t1_j1kszh8 wrote
Need rescuing do we? Sorry I’m The Sheriff, not Father Christmas!
ShunyShock t1_j1jrtpo wrote
I don’t agree with the merciful beheadings, but the rest seems very nice, and the guy that banned them, probably smells like hot dog water! :)
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