cole_diddy t1_j9uxb2w wrote on February 24, 2023 at 7:06 PM

You’re done for. You will first get covid. Then keep covid for 5 years since sneezing on your phone. Now every person you speak to will get covid. It will seep through your phone when you talk with people, processing through Apple’s A14 chip through 5G broadband infecting those people. Then it spreads to everyone in your home, grocery store, office, nursing home, Olive Garden, community, the United States, then GLOBALLY! Killing millions of people. You’re so screwed. All because you sneezed on your phone…

expertmysteryshopper t1_j9wtktp wrote on February 25, 2023 at 3:08 AM

thanks for the joke

CXavier4545 t1_j9yumyj wrote on February 25, 2023 at 4:02 PM

OP has forsaken us all

dskatter t1_j9uw2j4 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:58 PM

…this is r/iPhone today, ladies and gentlemen.

mjacob t1_j9uvd9u wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:54 PM

Drop it in a bucket of bleach. An hour or so should do the trick.

ComprehensiveAd6400 OP t1_j9uzt76 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 7:22 PM

Bro what do I do it's not turning on

SeaServalKing t1_j9w6832 wrote on February 25, 2023 at 12:07 AM

Now you put it in rice

KingVargeras t1_j9w1aou wrote on February 24, 2023 at 11:31 PM

I use an alcohol wipe or if I don’t have that I just use soap and water.

WarrenCluck t1_j9wfzvi wrote on February 25, 2023 at 1:20 AM

r/shitpost

[deleted] t1_j9v7y94 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 8:15 PM

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Northwiz t1_j9v60nm wrote on February 24, 2023 at 8:02 PM

Rice, fixes everything.

[deleted] t1_j9uzhai wrote on February 24, 2023 at 7:20 PM

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paulmguest17 t1_j9uvsf9 wrote on February 24, 2023 at 6:56 PM

Fire.

Yall I sneezed on my iPhone is there any way to disinfect it

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