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fzzify t1_iwzrzqb wrote

Set a fourteen minute timer

Done.

16 minutes later hey siri, how long is left on my timer?

Your forty minute timer has 24 minutes remaining.

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kermityfrog t1_ix05hxi wrote

Turkish : What's happening with them sausages, Charlie?

Sausage Charlie : Five minutes, Turkish.

Turkish : It was two minutes five minutes ago.

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