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ShameyDeGise t1_j7gm9fb wrote

Thank you for your support of my violent streets platform!

To appease my naysayers, I'll soon be introducing an ordinance that will allow for pedestrians to bludgeon drivers of cars parked in crosswalks.


214ObstructedReverie t1_j7h1n6e wrote

Honestly, while that sounds like a good policy, I don't think it's going to be very effective. The driver is not usually with the car.

Perhaps we could just light the car on fire?