Can some tech bro setup a GoFundMe for this guy's self sacrifice? I mean he put $3.49 of his hard earned money (i hope he didn't have to multiple jobs and long work hours for this amount) so we can now save our $3.49 (worst: $35 + tax!!! if anyone was planning to go for the can) and spend on other more worthy indulgences, such as my daily starbucks!!!

Good job, well done, internet stranger!