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Imaginary-War6700 t1_iqtw5h5 wrote

Two JCPD working overnight are having a slow shift on a cold, windy rainy night. They decide to catch a nap tucked in a corner of the cemetary on Garfield Ave. Both sleeping like babies when BANG BANG!!! A nude zombie creature with crazy hair and covered in leaves and mud was banging on their windows!! "Ahhh, something escaped from the grave! Get the fuck out of here!!" Screamed the passenger. Driver screams, "We can't leave, we're the cops!!!" After they gathered themselves, turns out it was a sexual assault victim needing help. They covered her with a blanket and drove her to the hospital.

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GhostStylez22 OP t1_iqtwjod wrote

News article to this story?

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idkinfo t1_iqvvifi wrote

Depends who was the mayor and if the Jersey journal wanted to print it.

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