Paulus Hook Goldman Sachs parking lot, waiting for new residential tower constructionSubmitted by mwc665324 t3_yxg1m6 in jerseycity
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It's 2024. The Goldman interns breath deeply in their new apartments, inhaling the smugness of 'saving so much by living in New Jersey'. The faucet leaks. The closet is not level. Expensive marble rises on all flat surfaces like the sea in climate change. They pull up r/jerseycity.
"HEY GUYS WHERE ARE THE TACOS, ALSO WHATS THAT BANGING NOISE HOW DARE THEY BUILD A NEW TOWER, ALSO WHERE CAN I FIND PARKIN....."
The circle completes itself and begins anew. LUXURY
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