Submitted by PsychologicalAd1153 t3_10q1i6s in jerseycity
Speed humps should be installed everywhere for everyone's safety.
If you want one on your street, fill out this application form.
Speed Hump Request Application Form
Comments
Lebesgue_Couloir t1_j6ovhq4 wrote
I would 100% support this
spypol t1_j6p9g5o wrote
Yea that’s genius.
imaluckyduckie t1_j6ndhg5 wrote
Auto repair shops licking their lips
JeromePowellAdmirer t1_j6nqfn8 wrote
A speed hump is less "shaky" on the car than a speed bump
mikevago t1_j6nl1nw wrote
Innocent question: why are they called "speed humps" in Jersey City and "speed bumps" everywhere else in the country? Speed hump is what my dog does when he gets excited. It never doesn't strike me as an odd choice.
jakkyskum t1_j6nmc62 wrote
A sped hump is smaller in height but wider and are best driven over at 10-15mph. A speed bump is taller and much skinnier and best driven over at 2-10mph
PsychologicalAd1153 OP t1_j6nt8mw wrote
Every dynamic duo on television and movies are described this way.
Jerry and George, for example. Elder Price and Elder Cunningham from The Book of Mormon. Who else?
aa043 t1_j6nlhkj wrote
JC should put them every ten feet on route 139. (its a joke!)
Who can issue tickets on this small 139 part which cuts the Heights from the rest of JC?
ID excessive speeders and red light violations with public fines.
The_Nomadic_Nerd t1_j6nac99 wrote
I'm going to request one on every 200 feet of Columbus Drive.
FelixTaran t1_j6nbarn wrote
Everyone request one on Columbus between a different block. Teamwork!
spypol t1_j6o27l6 wrote
And roundabouts at every corner with huge stop signs, I'll never drop that idea.
Knobbies4Ever t1_j6nh9qh wrote
This is great! Thanks for sharing.
NYRangers42 t1_j6o2zka wrote
Just put in requests for the Turnpike Extension, Tonnelle Circle, and the Pulaski
isntnull t1_j6pc0vq wrote
For those in The Heights, would you agree that we need many of these on Central Ave by Pershing Field? I would strongly agree.
ShameyDeGise t1_j6okppb wrote
Speed hump? Who needs one of those when there is a plethora of cyclists and pedestrians to run over out there?
GoodTofuFriday t1_j6pasq3 wrote
Please do not make like union city who put LITERALLY 2~3 speed humps per block down Summit Ave, making it basically worthless to drive down the street.
isntnull t1_j6pd8g6 wrote
This is exactly what is needed when drivers don't respect speed limits and don't care about the safety of others.
GoodTofuFriday t1_j6pdmat wrote
At that point just make the road a green space instead.
AverageCar t1_j6pectn wrote
No please don't a better idea would be more stop signs, but not this.
VantageQuest t1_j6oegis wrote
It would be amazing if many of the crosswalks downtown in residential areas were raised. Better yet, raise the whole intersection. Slows traffic through the intersection like a speed hump.
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