Typical JC resident weekend:

Go from/to the airport for some reason.

Ride the bus-light rail-PATH-MTA circuit to qualify for the INDY 100.

Hit all four corners of the city, wondering why the whole city isn’t a natural preserve (WHY IS THIS CITY SO BIG?).

Scoff that poors aren’t banished to Staten Island.

Be angry at all the residential construction while Denver, SF, Oakland, LA, Portland, Seattle, Austin, and every other growing city have none.