Submitted by AlienVisionary t3_10dffqm in jerseycity
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The_Nomadic_Nerd t1_j4l5rsw wrote
But it’s ok, they put their hazard lights on, so they can stop in the middle of the street…/s
It drives me nuts. There’s this Hummer on my block that does this every Sunday. How about the cops start fining these people instead of jacking up our property taxes so much?
AlienVisionary OP t1_j4l67xk wrote
Or the car shut down perfectly there? Was trying to give them the benefit of all doubts
HappyArtichoke7729 t1_j4l6ct9 wrote
What is Philly style parking?
AlienVisionary OP t1_j4l6i50 wrote
Its been there since 5pm yesterday (Sunday) :/
AlienVisionary OP t1_j4l70cz wrote
It would be a grand shame if an emergency vehicle or public service couldn't get through :/
Jahooodie t1_j4l8v2d wrote
In some of the neighborhoods: You see that median there? Any hashed yellow stripes? Fair game park on it. Double park people in, honk your horn if you gotta leave until someone comes out to move. It's.... it's a chaotic culture impenetrable to outsiders, that I only am aware of second hand.
ManchurianPandaDate t1_j4l97i6 wrote
They call it a parking jawn
FollowMeKids t1_j4lb03m wrote
a broken side mirror would teach them a lesson.
Saywhat50 t1_j4lbazt wrote
Why censor their license plate? Let the public shame them
bodhipooh t1_j4lbpkw wrote
My personal pet peeve is the lazy assholes that double park in front of an EMPTY SPOT! Like, dude, not only are you double parking and impeding the flow of traffic, but you are also blocking someone from being able to use that perfectly fine empty spot. I see it ALL THE TIME in JC, but never seen it elsewhere.
jaimelop t1_j4lc6vh wrote
The person is being mindful of the virtual bike lane.
saltrifle t1_j4lcav0 wrote
A nice side swipe would teach them a lesson.
superpuzzlekiller t1_j4lhc5y wrote
That’s going too far.
ManchurianPandaDate t1_j4lhxgw wrote
In this city, there is no shortage of dog poop on the ground. Pick it up and rub it under their door handle. If you have a glove. Unless you’re just that upset and it makes sense to get shit on your hand.
AlienVisionary OP t1_j4lje3g wrote
I see that all of the time... but especially in the morning with schools dropoffs... there's a spot to pull over, but instead they stop dead in the middle of the street blocking traffic, usually with a line of cars waiting behind us...
AlienVisionary OP t1_j4ljitp wrote
I felt the same... happy cake day ❤
HappyArtichoke7729 t1_j4ll7ne wrote
Thanks for the reply, very interesting
Psychological-Ad8175 t1_j4lomb3 wrote
Big agree. They leave their property on public land. No need to provide any form of privacy that they themselves won't go about getting.
They can pay for private parking if privacy is a concern.
nasty_brutish_longer t1_j4lqpil wrote
These people also ride the subway, where they spread-eagle like porn wannabes.
Lowkeylowthreadcount t1_j4ls5zy wrote
Nah dude they’re needed in full force on Newark Ave to stop people from biking on the pedestrian plaza
ScumbagMacbeth t1_j4lubv0 wrote
No-Caregiver456 t1_j4luc95 wrote
Seems their terrified of the sidewalk.
ahhhzima t1_j4m1u3e wrote
This is every damn day on Sussex where I live - parents stop their car any old place (and never in the designated drop off area!) and I get to hear a symphony of car horns for a good half hour.
mooseLimbsCatLicks t1_j4m5dj8 wrote
These moms can’t drive for shit
superpuzzlekiller t1_j4m6n7k wrote
Because it could get OP banned.
viniciusah t1_j4mciz5 wrote
RealFunBobby t1_j4mcuuq wrote
Must be friends with this cop car, blocking the cross walk.
No, the cops were not in the vehicle, nor were they on any urgent business. I saw them heading to a restaurant to get some tacos for about an hour or so.
Lilmitten82 t1_j4me8bz wrote
LOL
Professional-Day9266 t1_j4msa3s wrote
Happens all the time. These people don't care unless it's their loved who's in the back of ambulance or their house is on fire. Where is the parking authority? They'd make a killing while also clearing up these streets.
Here_Her t1_j4ne40v wrote
Happens in NYC 24/7, can you imagine. It’s hell!
DontBeEvil1 t1_j4nt0eg wrote
They're giving space to cyclists. Give them a medal, not grief.
DontBeEvil1 t1_j4nt5ec wrote
Because that's always the way to go. 🤦
isntnull t1_j4nt9j9 wrote
Honda - not surprised. 🤢
DontBeEvil1 t1_j4ntb3t wrote
As would a broken neck teach a lesson to the person who breaks their side mirror. 🤷♂️
Jahooodie t1_j4o9vmm wrote
Title of your new all female post punk project album?
mooseLimbsCatLicks t1_j4oc9d3 wrote
Catchy isn’t it?
imaluckyduckie t1_j4qqdij wrote
Upload the pic on the WOTS app. They will ticket within the hour
Supersize_You t1_j4uswpt wrote
Good news is emergency vehicles can plow through these assholes if really necessary.
Jahooodie t1_j4l5ka4 wrote
I was expecting Philly style parking. Instead this is just clearly someone trying to get an insurance payout when someone side swipes their car, or someone who only cares about anarchy