"The incident occurred at 40 Journal Square at 10:30 a.m., Jersey City spokeswoman Kimberly Wallace-Scalcione said."

The real story here is that the Jersey City police have actually lifted a single finger and did something.

Probably because it was their donut shop.

I feel bad for them in that store. They are really friendly in that store, and have to deal with so many vagrants, and disturbed people making trouble in there.

She's a few short of a dozen amirite folks?

That’s just Samurai Suzie

hmm...

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First a guy wielding a knife at Five Guys and now a lady with a sword at Dunkin’…

JC fast food workers are gonna need to start wearing chain mail.

Get the hell out of here! That's literally down the road from me. So, you're telling me there's a crazy woman outside my block with a sword?

(I can't read the article, says i need to register)

How dare you make assumptions like that! The article makes no mention of what kind of sword. Could have been Broadside Betsy or Rapier Rebecca. Not all sword wielding woman are the same you know, disgusting

Broadside Betty retired her sword… so it’s Suzie or Rebecca

"Pre-coffee me"

Claymore Clair, Scimitar Cyndi, Gladius Gladys...

There's always a crazy person with a sword somewhere.

Lmao Jerseyyyyyyyy. Damn I love this place.

It'll be like Japan.

Two swordsmen unexpectedly meet each other at Dunkin donuts. They decide to squash their differences by challenging each other to a sword duel. Next thing, they're now standing in the middle of the road, quietly glaring at each other, waiting for the perfect opportunity for one of them to strike with their sword. Then bang, one of them fall while the other suddenly appears behind the other swordsman, sheathing his sword and then he continues walking.

Or could be Saber Sadie, Cutlass Katya, Machete Michelle, or Katana Katie. It's not Bat'leth Barbara because she sees no honor in terrorizing corporate baristas.

Not really much to it. Article in its entirety:

> Customers on line for their morning fix of caffeine at a Dunkin’ coffee shop in Jersey City got the scare of their lives Monday when a woman walked in and started waving a sword around, authorities said.

> The incident occurred at 40 Journal Square at 10:30 a.m., Jersey City spokeswoman Kimberly Wallace-Scalcione said.

> The 26-year-old, who was described as possibly being emotionally disturbed, terrorized customers and staff, but fortunately no one was injured, Wallace-Scalcione said.

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So, they didn't capture her???

He’s gonna be embarrassed when he finds out it was epee ellen

Journal square I'm not surprised

I used to sit in there when I got coffee and it was perfectly fine, but all of a sudden it got to a point where there would always be someone mentally unstable bothering everyone

" The woman faces charges of robbery, terroristic threats and possession of a weapon, and addition charges may be filed. The investigation is ongoing. "