Submitted by masterjon_3 t3_10tgjty in massachusetts
It's so cold, the lawyers have their hands in their own pockets! The mailman is looking out for dogs and polar bears. Even Elsa is bothered by this cold!
Give me your best jokes to distract us!
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[deleted] t1_j76lquv wrote
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[deleted] t1_j76lzg5 wrote
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masterjon_3 OP t1_j76m420 wrote
You gonna do a punchline...or....?
[deleted] t1_j76mj46 wrote
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masterjon_3 OP t1_j76nhac wrote
I'll say, that joke was more horrible than when I went to the Uwe Boll movie double feature
eatacookie111 t1_j76olf5 wrote
You know it’s cold out when you go out and it’s cold.
B-Roc- t1_j76pf7o wrote
People downvoting a joke have no sense of humor.
RagnarBaratheon1998 t1_j76pjkv wrote
Yeah this cold snap really just proved that climate change is a 100% hoax. Just ignore all the days we had in the 50s this january
masterjon_3 OP t1_j76qlq7 wrote
Man, this post was a bust...
groundfisher t1_j76twgl wrote
It’s so cold out this morning, I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant
MattOLOLOL t1_j76xm5j wrote
tbeliNAfter all this time, you still don't believe in climate change?
Number 1 education in the country and it was wasted on you.
GibsonL-5 t1_j770z90 wrote
It is colder then my mother-in-law's kiss!
BannedMyName t1_j7753mz wrote
These kinds of jokes are usually only funny to like 60+ year olds because they don't actually have to deal with consequences and got to live in the golden age of America
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kethera__ t1_j77enz8 wrote
it was so cold Satan ice-skated to work
junxbarry t1_j77mexu wrote
It's so cold cause it's winter
It's so cold cause it's January
masterjon_3 OP t1_j77n8uz wrote
It's February
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_j77uw90 wrote
LMAO it’s so bad
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_j77v3bo wrote
Bro says it’s January on February 4
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_j77vjoe wrote
Reddit users are so bad at recognizing sarcasm that they require a symbol at the end of each post, the “/s”
richg0404 t1_j795vhd wrote
that's the joke
beetus_gerulaitis t1_j7a3jzf wrote
It’s so cold, BPD told a robber to freeze…and he did.
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