Opinion:

So the weather, it would seem, is inverted where I live.

All winter, they kept telling us we would have snow, and all winter, people were sharing photos and complaining about that snow, except for here, where all it did was rain. That's it, rain and more rain. Except for 2 minor storms, all this winter, all we received here was rain.

You're telling me everything is fine there?

We're getting buried here in my little corner of the world. Trees are down, power lines are in the street, and everything is closing, including local stores and banks (even town offices are closed, today). If you're in the Southampton / Easthampton area, even the bushes look like they're being flattened like pancakes.

I wanted snow, and well, I finally got it. I suspect it will convert over to rain at some point.