Submitted by blueberry1997 t3_ydc3tf in massachusetts
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SilverRoseBlade t1_itrfkqh wrote
EXTERMINATE!
h2g2Ben t1_itrb1mk wrote
Suddenly the person with the "My other car is a TARDIS" bumper sticker is VERY scared.
PtrWalnuts t1_itrfsc4 wrote
who?
h2g2Ben t1_itrnomw wrote
lafilleimpossible t1_its1k6i wrote
I had to do a double take on the subreddit name at first glance because I also thought it was a GreatValue brand Dalek.
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Esuts t1_itrovq2 wrote
Welp, time to make that sticker now.
ItsHATTM t1_itrnzyp wrote
You need to buckle your dalek!
coffeemaker3 t1_itrrzre wrote
It's bigger on the inside.
Comfortable_Plant667 t1_itrm2rw wrote
I was just about to comment, "Probably some crap from Dr. Who."
Anra7777 t1_itspp23 wrote
Oh, thank goodness I wasn’t the only one thinking it.
RoseGold-Bubbles1333 t1_itrchd1 wrote
I did too
blueberry1997 OP t1_itrdq1q wrote
Same
StocktonBSmalls t1_itso3jt wrote
Got me too.
SoBored1301 t1_itsw2lo wrote
That would be MUCH cooler!
effulgentelephant t1_itt1d4g wrote
Me too!
TheHotPocketIsDone t1_itta3re wrote
Same, had to do a double take
fendent t1_ituh8s3 wrote
And here I thought it was an oil derrick!
Mike-El t1_itsbdsw wrote
I did too!!
bubalusarnee t1_itr8qyt wrote
'preppies on board'
ShadowGLI t1_itr9yyc wrote
Apparently New England’s version of ‘salt life’?
dudeKhed t1_itrhvbw wrote
Fun fact, my wife and I thought it was "Slut Life" for about a solid year....
xu2002 t1_itria54 wrote
You aren't the only ones! I did as well!
bubalusarnee t1_itv1xit wrote
hey i though those were about steak lol
Consistent-Egg1534 t1_itruuhi wrote
we live in Marblehead and for years whenever I saw a Saint John’s Prep sticker (sjp) I yelled sarah jessica parker! in my head. I think it was 5 years before anyone told me what it actually was
CoolAbdul t1_itt1vds wrote
Oh cool. When I see a Saint John's High bumper sticker I yell "My buddy was molested by a Xaverian brother!" in my head.
saygrace420 t1_itt678m wrote
i went to a school called saint judes parish and i always thought that was it 😭🤣 i was like wow someone all the way out here goes to my parish!
Ok_District2853 t1_itrigzv wrote
OMG! me too!
jjesskalee t1_itrqcts wrote
My husband and I yell "SLUT LIFE" every time we see one of those stickers.
dudeKhed t1_itrqnl2 wrote
Before we knew it was salt life, we use to try and check out the driver to see if they looked slutty… ridiculous but funny to us
peace-b t1_itro5ql wrote
For real. I can’t look at it with out seeing that
Erry13 t1_itsj7c3 wrote
Same here driving around the north shore I was like “ why are all these people so into Sarah Jessica Parker?!”
OrsoMalleus t1_itrk3gf wrote
Well TIL....
ShadowGLI t1_itrkl6o wrote
Could imagine the reaction “Weird flex, but okay”
cucu_freedom t1_itrl8bm wrote
someone should make those if they havent already
23IRONTUSKS t1_itruzbi wrote
It's not!?!?!
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Steve_the_Samurai t1_itrrcar wrote
Well to be fair, that isn't a crazy thought when you look at their logo.
em-em-cee t1_itrso50 wrote
Same.
sentimental_carp t1_itrydqz wrote
Me and my husband too!
ZzenGarden t1_itryqt1 wrote
My ex thought the same
captgreysweatpants t1_its4b29 wrote
I know its salt, but I'm still saying slut life
Shart_InTheDark t1_itt747h wrote
I guarantee I would enjoy the company of Slut Life people over Salt Life...and I like the Ocean a great deal...but I don't need a sticker to show it. Also, hasn't that saying been co-opted by a lot of conservatives? I guess the NRA and Go Brandon stickers weren't enough to fill up the bumper of their F250's.
Inner-Possible5533 t1_itt9dmb wrote
I want to now open “The Salty Slut”, no idea what I’m selling other than this sticker there.
Codspear t1_itsly1e wrote
Fun fact: You’re not alone in having thought that for awhile.
nixknocksfoxbox t1_itsu5aq wrote
Is she dyslexic?
Kacodaemoniacal t1_itt00vv wrote
I know it’s not, but that’s how I always see it
Puzzleheaded_Ad_7204 t1_its9sa5 wrote
I thought salt life was NE’s version of salt life?
DiscoRichard t1_itrn6kt wrote
Bingo
somegridplayer t1_itui76j wrote
I keep asking them to regale me with their ocean adventures but they just tell me about the last Disney cruise they were on.
a_white_american_guy t1_itsdgyp wrote
Shit I see those all of the cape area too
CoolAbdul t1_itt1oxi wrote
That's the Black Dog sticker.
chevalier716 t1_itr9uln wrote
"Vinyard Vines is too common for us"
_pigpen_ t1_itsc1u7 wrote
Jeez it’s even in Nantucket Red.
NativeMasshole t1_its41tk wrote
So it's not a front profile of a trebuchet? Lame.
UniqueCartel t1_itrj22y wrote
Ew
NoMoLerking t1_itrjmgj wrote
I’m white, but not that white
UniqueCartel t1_itrlh3f wrote
It’s a pretty big hurdle to clear.
Bidiggity t1_itstnm9 wrote
Who wrote that description? “Trade marked”, “I-Phone”, “skies” (when they likely mean skis). Smh
blounge87 t1_itr8pnk wrote
Literally thought that was an oil rig
beanpot88 t1_itsh4ch wrote
My first thought too
[deleted] t1_itrnqs8 wrote
Means you live in Marblehead, or want to I guess. It’s not the lighthouse, but a bell buoy channel marker. Does look like a Dalek
Head_Zombie214796 t1_ittkiun wrote
YOU WILL BE TERMINATED !
JacPhlash t1_itrbaip wrote
Yeah, I think this is a Marblehead thing.
FL Woods, they sell nautical merchandise.
somegridplayer t1_itui96n wrote
>FL Woods, they sell chad merchandise.
FTFY
duckyducky5dolla t1_itraxw7 wrote
FLW Marblehead my guy
cimson-otter t1_itrb8g4 wrote
This would go perfectly next to the vineyard vine whale and treehouse brewery decal
forestasparagus t1_itsohyj wrote
at least the buoy sticker is only 5.50 compared to literally $15 for a vineyard vines whale
legalpretzel t1_itsasbm wrote
How does Treehouse in central MA relate to the vineyard and Marblehead?
cimson-otter t1_itsbgs1 wrote
New England basic stickers
Separate-Reserve9292 t1_itrfwcr wrote
Marblehead Ma. They have thee most ugliest Lighthouse I have ever seen.
culturecricket t1_itrl1fd wrote
It’s a cast iron ‘skeletal tower,’ the only one of its kind in New England. Grows on you.
unitythrufaith t1_itrpeq9 wrote
Great place to smoke when you’re a teenager
mini4x t1_itstiq4 wrote
Smoke, drink beer, and make out.
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justnocrazymaker t1_itufccl wrote
Might know you
onmyskullthe666 t1_ittyvlm wrote
Great place to get caught smoking.
Separate-Reserve9292 t1_ituibmb wrote
That's kinda cool ,the only one of its kind. Now I like it
Steel_Anxiety t1_itsc35a wrote
One of only 3 light houses that blinks a green light, also.
Pretty sure it's 3, anyway.
klg62 t1_itrl2ak wrote
Better than fall rivers
blamatron t1_itt0ve5 wrote
We have a lighthouse?
DiscoRichard t1_itrnj3u wrote
My drivers-ed teacher told me there was a restaurant in the one on the Neck. Whether I believed him or not, I would like to leave out.
CountryCat t1_itrl5ux wrote
This is so terribly designed. Way too complicated and intricate for a bumper sticker. I thought it was a stove top coffee percolator at first.
Nonsheeple_Funnyluv t1_itrqdgs wrote
Hahahaha best one ever
JeffersonEpperson t1_itru70n wrote
Can’t unsee
seesunshinerun t1_its0hlk wrote
Lol you win
MoonlessPrairie t1_itr9osr wrote
Home Buoy
Emakrepus t1_itrnc1o wrote
I’m on a boat.
Dxxx2 t1_itslrx9 wrote
And?
Physical_Magazine_33 t1_itsni6q wrote
It's going fast
Bidiggity t1_itstr72 wrote
And?
Physical_Magazine_33 t1_itsvs8o wrote
I got a nautical-themed Pashmina afghan!
bobbyblubbers t1_itrdo61 wrote
Exterminate
Pficky t1_itri4sz wrote
They're just bell buoy stickers.
MrRemoto t1_itrx749 wrote
It means "My dad, like, totally owns a dealership."
bluesmom913 t1_itrn1b6 wrote
Marblehead Light https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marblehead_Light_(Massachusetts)
DryHeat555 t1_itrlrcb wrote
It’s the lighthouse in Marblehead
Drew2248 t1_its6so2 wrote
It looks like a light buoy out in the bay.
shoeinthefastlane t1_its73ja wrote
Thank you!! I've been wondering what these were for like a year
Little_Drama_8396 t1_itsiqwn wrote
It is a Marblehead resident North Shore
Little_Drama_8396 t1_itsj20x wrote
It represents the lighthouse on marble head Neck
danmur15 t1_its3qgp wrote
Looks like a channel marker bouy
NightWalk77 t1_its57xu wrote
Checkmate
123qwe123qwe123ewq t1_itsmlrp wrote
If that’s a green bell buoy are you supposed to keep that car on you’re starboard side when you go past them ?
Behalter t1_itso57c wrote
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH BUOOOOOOOOY!!!
Ok-Usual-5839 t1_itsqv3u wrote
I have not noticed any of these stickers at all, but I guarantee now that I've seen this post, I will be seeing them everywhere in 321...
United-Hyena-164 t1_itsttge wrote
Harbor buoy.
WickedCoolMasshole t1_itubsvk wrote
That is a lit buoy used to help captains navigate into and out of a channel or marina. The red buoy on your right indicates you are coming home (red right return) and the green buoy is on your left. They’re like lane markers for boats.
Ziselberger t1_ituics7 wrote
Gender reveal: "It is a buoy!"
BeerPizzaGaming t1_itukdx2 wrote
Have you seen the movie "The Purge?" Those are stickers that allow them onto the ferry to "safe island" when it happens for real. :D
Maine_Tongue t1_iu0r4dg wrote
Massachusetts sucks
kilteer t1_itrvxxl wrote
Oh buoy, we're in deep water now.
Comfortable-Scar4643 t1_itrwf96 wrote
Added a Dogs for Fetterman sticker on my car. Not sure if people will get it.
somegridplayer t1_ituij6l wrote
I have a "my dude from forty fort" tshirt!
Pointlesswonder802 t1_its36jt wrote
Showing appreciation for the Teapot Dome Scandal of the 1920s
enigma_explorer t1_its92rn wrote
uh, I'm new to Mass, so I would've figured it was some kind of cult. Go figure.
somegridplayer t1_ituigdq wrote
It is. The Vodka Soda Close It cult.
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Bright_Boot_7791 t1_itsilyw wrote
It means you’re a heada (Marblehead scum)
OldWrangler9033 t1_itssvi2 wrote
Buoy for sure. Why I don't know.
LT568690 t1_ittzfz4 wrote
Dr. Who convention in town?
EnoughIdeas t1_ittzuxz wrote
outside marblehead it translates to " easy revenue" for less um... ethical cops.
AdmiralAK t1_itvgj2o wrote
It seems to be the one thing people from marbleHEAD* are proud about 🤷♂️
* apparently that's the "proper" pronunciation 😂
metrowestern t1_itrjfvl wrote
Why anyone puts any stickers on their cars will ALWAYS elude me. Same goes for lawn signs.
Maine_Tongue t1_itrmbu5 wrote
Can dancing
Where you get off a boat and dance on the red or green can!
haikusbot t1_itrmd8d wrote
Can dancing Where you
Get off a boat and dance on
The red or green can!
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mscott-thedementors t1_itrpo5t wrote
The deathly hallows part 2?
FTHomes t1_its2tt3 wrote
We are Neegan
zigzagorange t1_itt1fau wrote
Vineyard Vines nerd shit
Pale-Conversation184 t1_itre7rb wrote
Channel Marker Brewing Logo out of Beverly
Pale-Conversation184 t1_itrhln7 wrote
A couple downvotes.. am I wrong? Looking at their website it looks like their logo and this looks like the stickers they sell at the brewery...
Academic_Guava_4190 t1_itrjve4 wrote
It’s a Marblehead thing.
Pale-Conversation184 t1_its0orx wrote
Okay everyone, I am wrong. When I replied to this thread there were all joke answers and I thought I was correct. It looks like the overwhelming majority of answers are now "It's a Marblehead thing". What that means I have no clue. But i'll never be able to afford to live in Marblehead so I am going to move along with my day.
ButterAndPaint t1_itrudic wrote
It looks extremely vaguely like their logo, but it’s clearly not it.
23IRONTUSKS t1_itrvfgq wrote
Yes,you are wrong. It's FL Woods out of Marblehead
Jobediah t1_its09yf wrote
Their logo has a seagull on it
Dapper_Spirit2888 t1_itrme43 wrote
Nazis
ThreeDogs2022 t1_itr9zaa wrote
I'll tell you what it's NOT, and what I originally thought it was, which was a tiny dalek.