Barack Obama, but not because he’s a man. That’s stupid. Because he’s Black.

TIL that Governor Healey is a former pro basketball player. neat!

God, this reeks so hard of men who think they could beat Serena Williams at tennis.

For the record, I suspect they’d be fairly evenly matched.

Obama is 6-2. Maura is 5-6.

Barack, from what I have seen, appears to be faster and stronger.

Maura could potentially be a better shooter and all-around player when including passing and positioning.

In a game of 1v1 Obama wins easily every time.

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Jeb Bush wins again

I mean as far as I know she doesn’t have a dick? A 6th grade AAU scrub could beat her