Submitted by object0faffection t3_z4nzup in massachusetts
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Sufficient-Walk-4502 t1_ixsulze wrote
No.
Turkeys deserve spite.
They are assholes.
J_Worldpeace t1_ixt59is wrote
Correct. Cause they are spited everywhere
Valuable-Leather-914 t1_ixs48on wrote
Are those the ones that chase the mailman and ups drivers around the block
Valuable-Leather-914 t1_ixtiwn7 wrote
Around Merriam I built a house on that street and watched it every day
Emergency_Address_51 t1_ixrwrj1 wrote
If anyone would like to share their worst vehicle collision you've had with Turkey's, I'm curious to know how bad the damage one. I've come close but never made contact.
Elementium t1_ixuarj6 wrote
Years ago my mom and dad hit one on the highway and the things smashed through the window and did some damage to their jeep. My poor mom was covered in glass and turkey guts and was traumatized.
PicriteOrNot t1_ixt5kg5 wrote
Idk about collisions but there was a pair in Carver that would stand in the middle of an intersection and peck aggressively at all the cars
EnoughIdeas t1_ixv5jcm wrote
I have had one collision with a turkey. It's dumb head bounced off my old trucks metal bumper.
gonewildecat t1_ixtabp9 wrote
I had two toms around Wednesday. One was all puffed up and gobbling in the backyard. The other was all puffed up looking at his reflection on my car. Thank goodness I saw before he started attacking. I shooed him away before he could do any damage.
princess-smartypants t1_ixsi2cz wrote
Listening to this is an annual Thanksgiving tradition at my house. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/452/poultry-slam-2011/act-two-0
Weenie_Hut_Jr_ t1_ixtbkbh wrote
Legally speaking if I accidentally hit one with my car am I allowed to bring it home and cook it?
hbHPBbjvFK9w5D t1_ixucnjq wrote
Not in Massachusetts, but in many other states its legal. Google your state and "road kill laws".
idontsmokeheroin t1_ixv9gcl wrote
Colorado: Ma, what did you put over this mountain lion, it’s delicious.
Working-Raspberry185 t1_ixvtwgz wrote
They want revenge
object0faffection OP t1_ixrvdhk wrote
*spotted