It’s 2023 there’s plenty of resources these days and zero room for excuses. Two clicks on your phone and you get chauffeured straight home from the bar with Uber which is Lowkey fun as hell and beats risking your life and others. Splurge the money and live another day. Pick up your car tomorrow

Especially when you’re coming from Boston and many Ubers up there are Tesla model 3s. Like hell yeah do I want to ride in a spaceship home rather than drunk drive