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Are you saying you found these keys and are looking for their owner? Or are you just sharing a picture of your keys with us?

Because the think, 'I'm going to tune my WRX with this shitty aftermaket ECU to go faster" then realize they've just grenaded their engine sans money shift because they fucked with things they were not knowledgeable on.

Solid human being move

Lol

They don’t. Now take your lifted truck and hit that gun show

Why is this sort of shit called for zero reason? Just pure vitriol apropos nothing

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I think subaru drivers are alright. Wrx notwithstanding. I’m all about co ops and Vermont flannel though, so beware

The 1980s called, they want their jokes back.

I think the title means he found them and dropped them off with the town's PD.

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Was the caption that hard to understand?

Woof. Those are also keys to his/her business and others looking at those "do not copy" keys. You've got a lil extra karma in your back pocket today

There is no combination of any license plate and car color that's better than the Vermont plate on a Green Forrester (the unofficial official car of Vermont).

Dude. For real. And Vermont is basically heaven so that’s like a chariot of gods as far as I’m concerned.

I used to love driving over that causeway. So beautiful there. Hope this person gets their keys back!

You could try bringing them to a Subaru dealership and if the key is “readable” (for services and recalls due) it may have the owners information accessible and they or you could track them down that way.

it's also possible to make a copy of a key based on a photo, so the negative karma might balance out the positive here.

i doubt there's enough identifying info here to know what door those keys unlock and the "W603" one is the only one with a full image, but I've learned not to underestimate internet sleuths/troublemakers

Sounds like you live in fear. Take a breath, sweetheart - they're not the vault keys to fort knox

Still miss Burlington daily. There's was nothing quite like walking the dog every night while the sunset on the Adirondacks. Thankfully, some buddies stayed so I visit often

lol I'm not afraid, just assessing risks. I work with health data, so I think about security a lot. (also to be clear, I didn't downvote you)

Me and my girl are trying to manifest a house somewhere out in Vermont. But considering I work in health and human services, it’s an apartment in south Hadley falls instead

r/titlegore

Half the state just tapped their pocket.

Did you post this to the Westport Facebook group? You're more likely to find the owner or someone who knows them there.

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You think? See. It’s not clear and open to interpretation. I read it 3 times and still wasn’t sure.

Right!???

As opposed to a liquid or gas human move

>they or you

It ain't going to be you, that's for sure. "Can you tell me how to get to this stranger's house for which I have a key? Steal stuff? No never!"

Makes sense

Not possible with these keys

Oh sweetie

Subaru key fob with Thule keys? Couldn’t be…

The W603 is a generic file cabinet key, you can buy them.

So…like you trying to construct a coherent sentence?

Bummer.