Submitted by icedcoffee4eva t3_10nidwn in massachusetts
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ahecht t1_j68z7xi wrote
Umm, too obvious?
ConquestOfPizzaTime t1_j690fxe wrote
and yet he never did enter Beverly
bitspace t1_j691ktz wrote
When you are beaten to the sweet Beverly honey by a ghost
tehmeangene t1_j6921e1 wrote
Not yet... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mini4x t1_j692h8b wrote
Am I the only one that has no idea what this is?
TIL Beverly is older then Boston.
h2g2Ben t1_j692pwp wrote
It's from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Beverly was a character on that show who had a complicated but tender relationship with the person pictured.
mini4x t1_j692wg8 wrote
ok, so absolutely nothing to do with Massachusetts, got it.
Dak_Nalar t1_j693o4z wrote
Wait Beverly is older than Boston?
Chappy_Sinclair_ t1_j694nh9 wrote
Don't tell them about Athol
thisabadusername t1_j694tx1 wrote
I always laughed at the “Entering Dennis” sign
DMala t1_j695wwa wrote
I’ve always wanted to write a song called “I’m an Asshole from Athol”. I picture it being a Celtic punk tune, Dropkick Murphy’s style, but it’s never quite come together.
HighVulgarian t1_j695xs6 wrote
But did he ever crusher?
fireball_jones t1_j695xt7 wrote
I think it was established at that date as part of Salem. Going by the established date Boston uses Beverly as it’s own entity would be younger than Boston.
DMala t1_j6964tp wrote
Then you get caught entering Sharon, and you can never enter Beverly again…
A_Man_Who_Writes t1_j696nea wrote
It’s called a double entendre
Bada__Ping t1_j6974gw wrote
Fun Fact: Beverly Hills is named after Beverly MA
marcamos t1_j698yx6 wrote
As a resident of Beverly, MA, I approve.
icedcoffee4eva OP t1_j699a27 wrote
When Beverly says she is going to "ghost you" it means something else. WINK.
ReporterOther2179 t1_j699iss wrote
Songwriter John Forster wrote ‘Entering Marion’ in 1993. The Don White cover is quite good.
peeja t1_j699zyw wrote
Oh, good, I came to the comments to post this 😄
icedcoffee4eva OP t1_j69afoy wrote
How about a "who's on 1st" gag with EASTON Mass? Where ya from? EASTON MASS. What town in eastern mass? EASTON MASS...ETC.
icedcoffee4eva OP t1_j69bhi8 wrote
My dad would always say "SHARON SHARE ALIKE" whenever we passed that sign.
SparkitusRex t1_j69bxsj wrote
My husband likes to send me the sign from Chelsea, Mass since it's my name.
Valuable-Baked t1_j69cykv wrote
D - demonstrate Value
Valuable-Baked t1_j69d32p wrote
Watch out for the Sandwich Police, they can be a bit spicy
NaseInDaPlace t1_j69de1o wrote
I always laugh at “Entering Sharon”.
SpringLoadedScoop t1_j69f21l wrote
I knew a guy with a large replica (for culpability reasons I'll assume he bought a replica, and not stole it from the signpole. It looked pretty legit though) sign above his bed "Entering Sharon". And a girlfriend named Sharon
idkhow2userddt t1_j69fnis wrote
You are correct, it was settled in 1626 as a part of Salem, then incorporated as a town in 1668!
SpringLoadedScoop t1_j69fur2 wrote
I always get a snicker and a raised eyebrow from my wife when the red line announcements say "Entering Andrew"
(after I first wrote that, I started to think I should clarify "when we're on the train and the red line announcer says", but then I realized I get snickers and raised eyebrows at all sort of other times too. Maybe she knows when they announce it even when she isn't on the train)
luxnight t1_j69g63r wrote
Very close! "Beverly Hills gets its name from Beverly Farms, an oceanside community within the city of Beverly, Mass." May be a technicality but still ;)
https://beverlyhighlights.com/10298/feature/who-is-beverly-anyway-beverly-hills-centennial-the-history/
Past-Adhesiveness150 t1_j69gdpr wrote
Entering Athol?
Past-Adhesiveness150 t1_j69gmb5 wrote
Fucking Nerds
Dak_Nalar t1_j69guel wrote
Ah that makes more sense
No-Caterpillar-308 t1_j69h37a wrote
Let's not even talk about Lynn
bobbyblubbers t1_j69h8h8 wrote
G rated: entering Martha’s vineyard
ConquestOfPizzaTime t1_j69i6h3 wrote
and don't you fuckin forget it, man
Bada__Ping t1_j69k1kq wrote
And where does Beverly Farms get it’s name from? Lol
foolofatooksbury t1_j69mi7h wrote
I cackle to myself every time the Red Line PA says “entering Andrew”
LackingUtility t1_j69mm0p wrote
Local humorist and musician, John Forster, did this song on that joke: https://youtu.be/Tszk53PWge8
DMala t1_j69n11w wrote
I bet she was thrilled.
majoroutage t1_j69qgf2 wrote
Sign: Entering Clinton
Me: dry heave noises
majoroutage t1_j69qnoe wrote
I blame Wesley. Picard knew better than to get involved with women with obnoxious kids.
majoroutage t1_j69qqx0 wrote
archeusdevine t1_j69rccw wrote
Pickard has always wanted to crush her
ConquestOfPizzaTime t1_j69ufk5 wrote
fuck you, Wesley gets way more hate than he deserves
majoroutage t1_j69uoqe wrote
Does he, though?
ConquestOfPizzaTime t1_j69uwst wrote
yes and I'm willing die on this hill
stoncils_ t1_j69xewz wrote
Do you know just how hard it is to get to Beverly? I just wanted to go to atomic and somehow I kept ending up back at Flip the Bird. It might have been because I wanted a spicy chicken sandwich and not coffee, but that's beside the point
JGard18 t1_j69y3bu wrote
England! Like almost all MA towns
joeyrog88 t1_j6a0cdj wrote
Chicopee begs to differ
DeathGrover t1_j6a1er6 wrote
They were going to do a show like “Columbo” with Peter Falk, but in Massachusetts. It was called “Falk In Athol”.
Quincyperson t1_j6a1flh wrote
I have no idea what this means
Chicarron_Lover t1_j6a1x8g wrote
ELI5 why the diff expressions.
ahecht t1_j6a2awt wrote
Ask your parents.
icedcoffee4eva OP t1_j6a2dz4 wrote
ThePoetofFall t1_j6a5b8c wrote
This made me do a fucking peter griffin laugh. I will never forgive you for this.
cumberland_farms t1_j6a7kg1 wrote
Douglas, too.
Giving_Cat t1_j6a7o19 wrote
You had me at “Chicopee begs”.
[deleted] t1_j6a9jp2 wrote
I'm definitely missing something here, is this a local thing?
funkygrrl t1_j6abp9v wrote
Entering Shirley https://yelp.to/Awxhswa2Xwb
no_buses t1_j6afaqr wrote
And Swampscott, and Natick, and Mattapan, and most of the Buzzards Bay communities…
paganlobster t1_j6al27o wrote
You have my axe
bitspace t1_j6al8fc wrote
Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_j6ald14 wrote
Fun fact, President Taft often visited and stayed in Beverly and the Rose Garden at Lynch Park was part of his Summer home.
Too bad my hometown is going to rack and ruin with over building.
Quirky_Butterfly_946 t1_j6ali0y wrote
Careful, you are mentioning a very sore spot with residents of Beverly and Beverly Farms. Never talk about West Beach without wearing a cup
koebelin t1_j6ammam wrote
Native Eastern Algonquian names are great. Ponkapoag, Mattakeesett, Nantasket, Neponset, Shawmut, Nahant, Wachusetts, Monadnock.They just sound great to my ears. We should have kept more as town names.
duburose t1_j6angg2 wrote
WHAT ABOUT SHARON?
devilthedankdawg t1_j6aoi5j wrote
Well they all came from St. John of Beverley
devilthedankdawg t1_j6aok6h wrote
The Puritains werent allowed to be creative.
analogengineer t1_j6aq5m5 wrote
MPG54 t1_j6aqucs wrote
And you can enter Florence, Lawrence, Lowell and Marion amongst others.
MPG54 t1_j6aqxbx wrote
Isn’t that near Belchertown?
Feisty_Pension_4406 t1_j6auf7m wrote
Don’t forget Entering Sharon!!
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davdev t1_j6b4k3a wrote
The Sandwich Library is fucking epic though.
davdev t1_j6b4sol wrote
So I went to Stonehill which is in North Easton, but anytime I had to tell someone where it, was people thought I went to Northeastern. My Boston accent didn’t help me with this.
JasperDyne t1_j6b5ua5 wrote
You could say that the ghost was Bev’s “old flame.”
Waggmans t1_j6bbddk wrote
Met any Shakers lately?
CeciWhutIMean t1_j6bye4p wrote
My favorite is driving through Sandwich and seeing the police cars that say “Sandwich Police”!
thePOSrambler t1_j6c22g1 wrote
thePOSrambler t1_j6c24vh wrote
@enteringbeverly
Iykyk
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GrimmRetails t1_j6clses wrote
Picard: I entered Beverly many times.
GrimmRetails t1_j6clw8v wrote
beachwhistles t1_j6ctmgk wrote
I’m stuck in Dennis. You’re down the Cape? Nope
sunnybcg t1_j6d86id wrote
Scituate has entered the chat
CharlemagneIS t1_j6do3tn wrote
I didn’t get it until I read your comment. Can’t believe I blanked on Dr. Crusher.
ConquestOfPizzaTime t1_j6dy466 wrote
He has the hots for Dr Beverly Crusher
Alphatron1 t1_j6e8a6b wrote
I met a girl on the commuter rail who said Chicopee was her second home everyone loved Her there. I don’t think she meant the town
sihtydaernacuoytihsy t1_j6iua8n wrote
Well see in the 1670's there were a ring of about a dozen "praying" (Christianized) towns, including Mashpee, Natick, and Nonantum, that had thrown in for mutual defense with the English colonists. Some went to Roxbury Latin and Harvard, where they learned Greek, Latin, and Hebrew. But then during King Phillips' War (against other, non-praying communities) the colonists decided they didn't really trust their own local allies, and put them out on deer island for the winter, and they died. (Okay, they forced some of them men to act as scouts, at pain of killing their families.)
Anyway Natick is a cool name, I like it too.
dahc573 t1_j6k0mw6 wrote
Me when the train says entering Andrew
NativeMasshole t1_j68xu6t wrote
Entering Sandwich