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jp_jellyroll t1_j6i92f1 wrote

It can't possibly be any worse than the fresh version. Might as well drink it.

Actually, these probably have better consistency since they're mixed & poured by an automated machine versus a disgruntled Dunks employee.

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TwoforFlinching613 t1_j6i9asv wrote

Not drinking it, DD is the only place I will not drink "coffee" from, lol

Would appreciate the effort, though.

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Cheap_Coffee t1_j6ie5vl wrote

I'd go get a real coffee from somewhere that isn't Dunkin'

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TheSpokedB t1_j6iee6w wrote

I mean I'll still drink it if it's free but I'll think twice about trusting them again.

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ManWithTheCats t1_j6iepw9 wrote

Replying to TwoforFlinching613 (#1,614,937)

And with that you are officially excommunicated from The Commonwealth of Massachusetts. You shall be tarred, feathered, and forced to wear the Yankees Cap of Shame before being dumped over the New Hampshire border out of my cousin’s “wicked badass” ‘91 Iroc-Z Camaro. Expect one of the lesser Wahlbergs to arrive at your house within the next 24 hours.

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Quincyperson t1_j6iesm7 wrote

I would have gotten my own coffee once they said they were bringing Dunks

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user72230 t1_j6igno8 wrote

It doesn't matter, I still don't get why Dunkin is popular....on the best of days Dunkin is mediocre

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corgibutt19 t1_j6ih0pt wrote

These things have an ungodly amount of caffeine at 225mg. I'd chug at least two.

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suhhhdoooo t1_j6ik4r9 wrote

Go get coffee somewhere else like I already planned on doing

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sihtydaernacuoytihsy t1_j6ik5g4 wrote

Grabbing the only one without chocolate or vanilla obviously because what am I a savage?

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tapakip t1_j6ikz10 wrote

Thank them for being thoughtful but pass on drinking any of it.

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Coggs362 t1_j6ipo0u wrote

Deleting contact info from my phone.

Edit: I hit Dunks 6-10x a week for my coffee.

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M_Shulman t1_j6iqnvl wrote

Cancel any afternoon meetings cause I’ll be in the bathroom…

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VoteCamacho2508 t1_j6iqonq wrote

Thanking them, and then never trusting them to bring coffee again.

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dupattaluella t1_j6it58k wrote

I wouldn't drink it either way. DD's coffee is all sugary and nasty.

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emotionallyasystolic t1_j6itnps wrote

I mean, I won't be an asshole about it but I will still have to brew some coffee to add to it.

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NeetStreet_2 t1_j6ito3b wrote

I'd already have a mug full of delicious coffee I brewed at home.

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CloakedColt444 t1_j6iwuxb wrote

Honestly those taste better than some of the fresh coffee they serve

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S1ntag t1_j6iwynn wrote

Cup of ice, a quick 'thank you', and an icy resolution to request any and all details before if they commit to anything.

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dmoisan t1_j6ixnux wrote

They're the best iced coffee beverage I've had, and I've tried everyone's.

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Balsac_is_Daddy t1_j6iykdh wrote

I definitely prefer these to one made at a DD. Just need a big cup of ice!

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connaire t1_j6j1l4b wrote

If somebody said they were bring coffee from Dunkin. I would’ve prepared and brought my own coffee.

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mrhuggiebear t1_j6j1my0 wrote

Mmmm, preserveitives in already bad coffee

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PakkyT t1_j6j27dp wrote

Agreed. Those are not hot, black, and unsweetened as coffee should be.

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Pew_Pew_Petey t1_j6j3nnf wrote

Drink it or not drink it depending on my mood, say thanks and carry on...seems simple enough.

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halloweva t1_j6j3pu4 wrote

Imagine if they said they were getting Dunkin munchkins... 😉

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Ravenflaw t1_j6j5oh8 wrote

As long as there's also a Vanilla Bean Coolata for me, I could care less; I don't drink coffee but keep it stocked for friends that do.

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away0ffshore t1_j6j6bay wrote

Giving them a high 5, because dunks is shiite

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Joeylogo724 t1_j6j8c5g wrote

These have so much sugar it's insane. It drink like a soda. I wouldn't mind if it was unsweetened at least. I only have these in last resort situation.

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drjoker83 t1_j6jc746 wrote

Say thanks and grab a mocha and ask if I owed who got them anything.

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stephyska t1_j6jd1az wrote

These are too sugary to drink in mass quantity and I like my coffee in mass quantity.

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Pudge223 t1_j6jdecs wrote

crank 3 and then complain to my wife on the way home.

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HardRockGeologist t1_j6je4fr wrote

Nothing, I've never had a cup of coffee in my life of many decades.

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StevieSparta t1_j6jeu8l wrote

I’ll be honest , I used to hate them but when the line is too long at Dunks its like forget it I’m going to A Richdale which is usually 5 seconds away from any Dunks

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Perks508 t1_j6jidqb wrote

I’d be pretty disappointed and I’d prob just go get my own coffee.

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Accomplished_Ad_9288 t1_j6jiesn wrote

It doesn’t matter if it’s “fresh” or in a bottle. I would throw it in the trash because that’s where Dunkin’s “coffee” belongs.

Someone who used to work there told me it’s 10% coffee and 90% water.

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Atari875 t1_j6jk39l wrote

I’d probably drink it. You don’t go to dunks for the flavor you go because it’s cheap, convenient, and caffeinated. This checks all the boxes

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CapintheHat t1_j6jmayr wrote

I would say wtf is this I told you Mary Lou’s. I told you I was boycotting dunks?

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HanSoloWolf t1_j6jmkqy wrote

I'm saying "Thank you for bringing this in for everyone. Very thoughtful of you."

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haystackofneedles t1_j6jn204 wrote

Know that these will at least be consistent unlike any two cups of their coffee

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Zaius1968 t1_j6jo7x3 wrote

Drinking the Starbucks I already have in hand…

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Sandlicker t1_j6jobrt wrote

Saying thanks and having some. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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Eggiestboi t1_j6jr7uo wrote

It’s $Free.99, in this economy you gotta take anything you can get.

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Vaiiki t1_j6jrbeu wrote

Replying to bostonboy08 (#1,625,986)

Yeah. I can't relax with a nice hot cup of coffee unless someone in a winter coat is furiously scraping away at a fistful of scratch tickets with a quarter in the dark at 5:30 AM at the table next to the line.

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chuck138 t1_j6js4va wrote

I'd be happy. These taste better than any Dunkin I've been to in the last few years. Far better consistency too.

I'm sure there are some great dunks around somewhere but I haven't had any luck.

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cheerycherie t1_j6jux8e wrote

Thanking them and appreciating the fact that they spared some poor dunks worker from making the floor wide order

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YourPlot t1_j6jvw4b wrote

Do what I always do when someone shows up with coffee, brew myself a cup of tea.

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BrockVegas t1_j6jxmp6 wrote

Sip on my far superior Honey Dew...

sip.

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Nobel6skull t1_j6jz5im wrote

It can’t be worse then regular dunks coffee.

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oldcreaker t1_j6k2v9k wrote

That looks like caffeinated Boost. But not fortified. I'm going to go find/make a cup of coffee.

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Graflex01867 t1_j6k3f5v wrote

Getting a cup of ice and drinking it.

There’s probably better quality control and the equipment that made it was properly cleaned and washed. Factory production isn’t always a bad thing.

Plus it’s free coffee - you say thanks and be polite anyways.

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UsernameTaken93456 t1_j6k53do wrote

Saying thank you and continuing to drink the coffee I acquired somewhere else as soon as I heard "Dunkin Donuts*

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bmyst70 t1_j6k83oe wrote

Going out to get some hot Dunkin, since I prefer hot coffee unless it's above at least 65 degrees or so.

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poprof t1_j6kbunc wrote

It might actually be better than actual Dunkin’ - grab a cup and say thanks for coffee

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Phornix_RyFt t1_j6kdrcb wrote

Taking that person to the merrimack river to push them in

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kw66 t1_j6kdznd wrote

Keep coffee ice cubes on hand and we’re all set

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FirstTimeLongThyme t1_j6kk0yx wrote

Those absolutely contain more coffee and caffeine than your average cup from Dunks.

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sporky211 t1_j6klguh wrote

honestly as long as i get the thin mints one I'm ok with it

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69thunder t1_j6klnrr wrote

Admiring their pragmatism. This is way easier than carrying 7 coffees on a cardboard puke tray

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softriceking001 t1_j6koysa wrote

Those are better. The one they make taste like hot water.

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oihane97 t1_j6kpen5 wrote

Grabbing the French vanilla and a cup of ice 😂

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PtrWalnuts t1_j6kt6ou wrote

Replying to jp_jellyroll (#1,614,885)

Don't blame the employee for the poor quality of their crappy coffee. I live next door to one. I've been in it twice since 2009. A big truck comes and delivers there donuts for want of a better turn every morning. I'll go there primarily for a clean bathroom and a diet Coke.

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Different_Ad7655 t1_j6kup7v wrote

Yeah pretty worthless products and Dunkin and so adulterated with all that junk people put in their coffee isn't coffee at all. Drink it black and You will see why. Starbucks same garbage a or B coffee. There are a few real coffee shops around that do it right

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lafonda34 t1_j6kwgy8 wrote

Probably taking a handful of lactaid first.

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TheLighthammer t1_j6l1qgs wrote

Take a pull off a bottle to make room, pour in some rum, and go for a nice drinky-walk.

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danmur15 t1_j6l1uom wrote

Hoarding the mocha ones for just me

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ohms1son t1_j6l6le5 wrote

Say thank you and go about my day.

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ARoundForEveryone t1_j6lg0f1 wrote

What do you mean? I'm saying thank you, and depending on the temperature of both it and my surroundings, getting a cup of ice. Then I'm drinking it.

What else is there to do?

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QuantumStars t1_j6lonol wrote

I'd rather drink those than their actual coffee.

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Crafty_Kissa t1_j6m8mfr wrote

Laughing at all the addicts that have intense opinions about the right way to be addicted.

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tomphammer t1_j6ma6az wrote

I’d assume they didn’t know what I liked and thought those would be the safest option.

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Notown_Rubicon72 t1_j6mljsn wrote

Same thing as if they brought a cup of Joe. I’d make my own coffee at home. Dunkin’ coffee is terrible in my opinion.

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HopeTheGOP_dies t1_j6mnsm0 wrote

Replying to Sbemon777 (#1,616,293)

Lol only suburbanite vanillas and Townie drunks think dunks is nice

Go to a real coffee shop, buy real high quality coffee instead of this absolute swill

You guys live life on such a low level lmao

America is a low quality

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odeacon t1_j6mocqc wrote

Thanking them, that’s the good shit

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JWard515 t1_j6ms9rl wrote

If they bring the thin mints flavor I’m here to party. That shit is better than anything they make in store

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Kodiak01 t1_j6o3j7u wrote

Going and making myself a cup of my own. Iced coffee is disgusting.

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decoste94 t1_j6p696d wrote

Those really aren’t all that bad when ur in a pinch. Free coffee’s free coffee

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rosa-marie t1_j6pcsd3 wrote

Say thank you very much, I appreciate you going out of your way to do something nice for me

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