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tech-lawyer t1_jacnbk2 wrote

If he can walk on water can he dodge bullets?

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JedimasterAllen t1_jacrrof wrote

He'd probably turn the other cheek at the exact moment causing you to miss or graze him.

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Wilvinc t1_jae3d79 wrote

One more hole isn't going to bother Jesus.

He can turn water into wine ... and MFer, you are 70% water!

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