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jlucchesi324 t1_jab0t9v wrote

Kentucky Fried Dickin'

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Core1989 t1_jab11ti wrote

KFC= Kentucky Fried Cock

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CleverAgender t1_jabe4v1 wrote

Either way it’s correct therefore they are free of being sued for false advertising.

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Cakehunt3r t1_jac0xu3 wrote

"Finally a use for male chicks."

  • Kentucky Fried Cocks
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LuvYouLongTimeAgo t1_jab11h9 wrote

Inside you’ll find Colonel Sanders secret ingredient

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HotPocket_Consumed t1_jab1sb8 wrote

When you order three tenders but they shaft you...dick move

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Affectionate-Kick804 t1_jab2p9g wrote

Can I get mine uncircumcised? There’s more meat for my pleasure.

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OnyxLightning t1_jab7oee wrote

Seems like it’s just looking for some cool guys to hang out in it’s party mansion.

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SweetSexyJesus t1_jab60wl wrote

Please be penis, please be penis, please be penis

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Mac-El-Oliver t1_jacbd9t wrote

What are you waiting for? Take a bite

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Flurb789 t1_jab6ctg wrote

Colonel Glanders

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WoundedKnee82 t1_jabqhg8 wrote

>Please be chicken, please be chicken...

In this day and age, that seems like a really big ask... to get something that big with no dipping sauce.

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Enemy50 t1_jab6h0t wrote

Finger lickin good.

Gimme a number 7 LARGE

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KikkomanSauce t1_jab7pjl wrote

All I see is an invitation to a super sweet mansion party with a bunch of cool guys. Nothing sexual at all.

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RickMosleyReddit t1_jab8r4t wrote

Nœöóøōõôòoooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Clmeeee t1_jab9ags wrote

where????

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Deathwatch30 t1_jaba5fz wrote

They gave into the urge to put em into the deep fryer

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IAmYourDanger t1_jabcwc2 wrote

Only one way to find out: blows the chicken

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ClassiFried86 t1_jabeu7h wrote

Just looking for some dudes to work out, and eat fried chicken. Nothing sexual.

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justwalk1234 t1_jabfvlu wrote

I'd definitely cut it open first just in case..

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TheNightmareKings t1_jabmcgi wrote

the also correct way for either meaning is, please be cock please be cock

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iiitme t1_jabvdm2 wrote

Just in case eat it in one bite

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LegiSLoth t1_jabwto5 wrote

could also be "miau-miau"

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Cheezer2016 t1_jaby5w3 wrote

No one said it so I will, Kentucky Fried Phallus

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rehwaldj t1_jabysgf wrote

Please be ranch! Please be ranch!

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MasterRX56 t1_jac4u8f wrote

In Ohio instead of chicken in KFC you are being served a cock

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pkumar_03244 t1_jac6d5g wrote

I don't why, but this remind of Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones.

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CyberFurnace t1_jac71u6 wrote

What's the flavour of the sauce that came with it ?

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Dull_Garlic_9527 t1_jac7gui wrote

Hey what is this sour cream all over my chicken. Sir u didn't order sour cream 😭

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Dull_Garlic_9527 t1_jac7no5 wrote

👮 cops r involved don't fuck up my chicken like that

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terrabladelicker t1_jackmkv wrote

It doesn't really matter, either way you're eating cock.

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corona_banana t1_jacnel9 wrote

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

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zayd-the-one t1_jad58jb wrote

To be fair it is if cock origin

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xxELBUNDOxx t1_jadte6q wrote

With the colonel's 11 herbs and spices I bet it tastes good.

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uncanny_optomist t1_jadxb9h wrote

narrator 5 seconds later: "it wasn't chicken"

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GirlBrunette22 t1_jae1041 wrote

Hello is this McDonald? I ordered for myself the naggets and you sent me a dick hahahaha

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Chumbuckeneer t1_jae92h1 wrote

One way or another, its probably cock.

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hoovyjoestar t1_jabwd1b wrote

"Before you lies a kfc deep fryer, your cock and balls have been coverd in milk and bread crumbs..."

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