jlucchesi324 t1_jab0t9v wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:16 AM

#2,088,305

Kentucky Fried Dickin'

LuvYouLongTimeAgo t1_jab11h9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:17 AM

#2,088,354

Inside you’ll find Colonel Sanders secret ingredient

Core1989 t1_jab11ti wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:18 AM

#2,088,359

Replying to jlucchesi324 (#2,088,305)

KFC= Kentucky Fried Cock

HotPocket_Consumed t1_jab1sb8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:23 AM

#2,088,574

When you order three tenders but they shaft you...dick move

EmmerricktheImmortal t1_jab1ucs wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:24 AM

#2,088,588

I mean either way it’s a free meal… 😎

MyNameIsAnonymous1 t1_jab294d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:27 AM

#2,088,725

Replying to jlucchesi324 (#2,088,305)

Finger lickin good

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Affectionate-Kick804 t1_jab2p9g wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM

#2,088,847

Can I get mine uncircumcised? There’s more meat for my pleasure.

predictingzepast t1_jab2pvl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:31 AM

#2,088,850

I'll take the Bobbitt meal..

TheBeeLow t1_jab2ye9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM

#2,088,901

That chicken had a giant cock

Witlok t1_jab2z8p wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:33 AM

#2,088,909

Peel the skin off and leave it somewhere

Roccmaster t1_jab3d7c wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:36 AM

#2,089,026

Replying to TheBeeLow (#2,088,901)

Maybe it was a giant cock

makinbaconCR t1_jab5e9g wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:53 AM

#2,089,660

Your mom's orders up

SweetSexyJesus t1_jab60wl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:58 AM

#2,089,842

Please be penis, please be penis, please be penis

Flurb789 t1_jab6ctg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:01 AM

#2,089,950

Colonel Glanders

Enemy50 t1_jab6h0t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:02 AM

#2,089,983

Finger lickin good.

Gimme a number 7 LARGE

xxcloud417xx t1_jab6s21 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:05 AM

#2,090,078

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OnyxLightning t1_jab7oee wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:13 AM

#2,090,346

Seems like it’s just looking for some cool guys to hang out in it’s party mansion.

KikkomanSauce t1_jab7pjl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:13 AM

#2,090,354

All I see is an invitation to a super sweet mansion party with a bunch of cool guys. Nothing sexual at all.

Lastunexpectedhero t1_jab8isy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:20 AM

#2,090,600

It's gonna be light or dark meat either way

RickMosleyReddit t1_jab8r4t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:22 AM

#2,090,663

Nœöóøōõôòoooooooooooooooooooooiiiiiiiioooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Clmeeee t1_jab9ags wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:27 AM

#2,090,848

where????

Deathwatch30 t1_jaba5fz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM

#2,091,099

They gave into the urge to put em into the deep fryer

Murky-Instance4041 t1_jaba6r8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:35 AM

#2,091,110

Please be.... nope that is rocky mountain oysters

I-Fuck-Chickens-241 t1_jabb5pe wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:44 AM

#2,091,366

Yes please be chicken

IAmYourDanger t1_jabcwc2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:01 AM

#2,091,851

Only one way to find out: blows the chicken

CleverAgender t1_jabe4v1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:13 AM

#2,092,182

Replying to Core1989 (#2,088,359)

Either way it’s correct therefore they are free of being sued for false advertising.

[deleted] t1_jabejpw wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:17 AM

#2,092,290

Replying to MyNameIsAnonymous1 (#2,088,725)

[deleted]

ClassiFried86 t1_jabeu7h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:20 AM

#2,092,369

Just looking for some dudes to work out, and eat fried chicken. Nothing sexual.

justwalk1234 t1_jabfvlu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:31 AM

#2,092,639

I'd definitely cut it open first just in case..

[deleted] t1_jabgdpa wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:37 AM

#2,092,764

Replying to KikkomanSauce (#2,090,354)

[removed]

Blue_angel200_ t1_jabgopu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:40 AM

#2,092,838

Replying to jlucchesi324 (#2,088,305)

r/angryupvote

my_Caramel_9999 t1_jabicav wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:58 AM

#2,093,319

Now that's some good cock!

KingLeBron623 t1_jabiq7d wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:02 AM

#2,093,417

Shit dawg

SpreadUsual8859 t1_jabjium wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:11 AM

#2,093,611

That must have been one huge chicken..

ZevenOutOfTen t1_jabli0y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:35 AM

#2,094,082

Replying to MyNameIsAnonymous1 (#2,088,725)

finger dickin good

[deleted] t1_jabm3ee wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:42 AM

#2,094,226

[removed]

TheNightmareKings t1_jabmcgi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:45 AM

#2,094,289

the also correct way for either meaning is, please be cock please be cock

Beginning_Hurry_2230 t1_jabmyxm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:53 AM

#2,094,450

Replying to Witlok (#2,088,909)

I second this...

SweetSinnaBuns t1_jabpmvf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:26 AM

#2,095,056

Cock either way

[deleted] t1_jabps8z wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:28 AM

#2,095,087

[removed]

Memenadefan t1_jabq4cc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:32 AM

#2,095,159

Replying to ZevenOutOfTen (#2,094,082)

Dick lickin' good

WoundedKnee82 t1_jabqhg8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:37 AM

#2,095,240

>Please be chicken, please be chicken...

In this day and age, that seems like a really big ask... to get something that big with no dipping sauce.

UGgranpops t1_jabuga8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:32 AM

#2,096,085

Cock a doodle doo

iiitme t1_jabvdm2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:45 AM

#2,096,270

Just in case eat it in one bite

IndependenceExact679 t1_jabvve4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:52 AM

#2,096,378

Kfc 😀 Kfc 💀

gat12393 t1_jabw1ha wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:54 AM

#2,096,424

50:50 cock

hoovyjoestar t1_jabwd1b wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:59 AM

#2,096,503

"Before you lies a kfc deep fryer, your cock and balls have been coverd in milk and bread crumbs..."

LegiSLoth t1_jabwto5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:06 AM

#2,096,604

could also be "miau-miau"

ZevenOutOfTen t1_jabxg3w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:15 AM

#2,096,747

Replying to Memenadefan (#2,095,159)

dick dickin good

CaptainThiccMeatbals t1_jabxry6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:20 AM

#2,096,830

It's meat either way.

[deleted] t1_jaby34y wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:24 AM

#2,096,894

Replying to Beginning_Hurry_2230 (#2,094,450)

[removed]

Cheezer2016 t1_jaby5w3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:25 AM

#2,096,919

No one said it so I will, Kentucky Fried Phallus

rehwaldj t1_jabysgf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:34 AM

#2,097,063

Please be ranch! Please be ranch!

Peterkragger t1_jabzbit wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:42 AM

#2,097,193

That's kinda GayFC

Afraid-Amphibian-431 t1_jac08y1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:55 AM

#2,097,403

Someone got caught cheating…

Cakehunt3r t1_jac0xu3 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:05 AM

#2,097,552

Replying to Core1989 (#2,088,359)

"Finally a use for male chicks."

Kentucky Fried Cocks

[deleted] t1_jac1l4i wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:15 AM

#2,097,728

Replying to LuvYouLongTimeAgo (#2,088,354)

[removed]

Herskarteknik t1_jac3hds wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:42 AM

#2,098,169

Dicken McNugget's.

DiNaMYkeMaSTer69_420 t1_jac4es4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:55 AM

#2,098,377

It's a rat!

memequeen96 t1_jac4kwr wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:58 AM

#2,098,419

r/mildlypenis

MasterRX56 t1_jac4u8f wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:01 AM

#2,098,485

In Ohio instead of chicken in KFC you are being served a cock

InterGraphenic t1_jac5y3l wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:16 AM

#2,098,763

kentucky fried cock

InterGraphenic t1_jac5yyd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:16 AM

#2,098,769

it's cock-suckin' good

pkumar_03244 t1_jac6d5g wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:21 AM

#2,098,874

I don't why, but this remind of Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones.

livedierepeat_57 t1_jac6t0z wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:27 AM

#2,098,975

I am lovin' this

file_the_silence_mf t1_jac6vja wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:28 AM

#2,098,997

Thats no chicken it a cock

Brave_Banana8037 t1_jac6w9w wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:28 AM

#2,099,005

Kentucky Fried Dickens

CyberFurnace t1_jac71u6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:30 AM

#2,099,054

What's the flavour of the sauce that came with it ?

Dull_Garlic_9527 t1_jac7gui wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:36 AM

#2,099,180

Hey what is this sour cream all over my chicken. Sir u didn't order sour cream 😭

Dull_Garlic_9527 t1_jac7no5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:38 AM

#2,099,233

👮 cops r involved don't fuck up my chicken like that

ntfresll t1_jac8g9h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:47 AM

#2,099,462

Sell it

[deleted] t1_jac9ak9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:57 AM

#2,099,703

Replying to LuvYouLongTimeAgo (#2,088,354)

[removed]

ThatExploiterMan t1_jac9ir4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:00 PM

#2,099,768

Kentucky fried cock (quite literally)

Mac-El-Oliver t1_jacbd9t wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:20 PM

#2,100,335

What are you waiting for? Take a bite

abodthegamer t1_jacdkb5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:43 PM

#2,101,026

Mcdicken

DatGreenGuy t1_jaceord wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:53 PM

#2,101,333

Chicken biceps

Virtual-Goose-7135 t1_jacf7ju wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:58 PM

#2,101,524

The chicken piece she tells you not to worry about

GilloutineBreast t1_jacfvfc wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:05 PM

#2,101,745

Charles Chickens

Steve3tsd t1_jacgkom wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:11 PM

#2,102,002

Replying to LuvYouLongTimeAgo (#2,088,354)

It's for sure Cock.. one way or another

im_arghya t1_jacijpi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:28 PM

#2,102,651

cock

terrabladelicker t1_jackmkv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 1:45 PM

#2,103,295

It doesn't really matter, either way you're eating cock.

Professional_Part577 t1_jacme8s wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:00 PM

#2,103,893

Unlucky tried lickin’

corona_banana t1_jacnel9 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:08 PM

#2,104,199

What in the hot crispy Kentucky fried fuck

Strugler1987 t1_jacq33h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:28 PM

#2,105,079

Ken Kanifff from Connecticut

odd_goater t1_jacslnj wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:46 PM

#2,105,830

Kentucky Fried Coc

Stiffy-McQueef t1_jacufja wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:59 PM

#2,106,438

Kentucky fried dicken

Personality_Scary t1_jacuivy wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:59 PM

#2,106,475

"cheese" chicken tender

Alexander1211best t1_jacyfcl wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:26 PM

#2,107,703

hahaha

the_qwerty_guy t1_jad25s4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:51 PM

#2,108,880

Replying to LuvYouLongTimeAgo (#2,088,354)

Mayonaise

[deleted] t1_jad35eb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 3:57 PM

#2,109,226

[removed]

OmniMushroom t1_jad3mnu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:00 PM

#2,109,374

Replying to Beginning_Hurry_2230 (#2,094,450)

I third this

EyeFun5406 t1_jad44rx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:04 PM

#2,109,559

Cock

zayd-the-one t1_jad58jb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:11 PM

#2,109,929

To be fair it is if cock origin

ToxicPoizon t1_jad7qf4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:27 PM

#2,110,717

It wasn't chicken.

OffToKillMyself t1_jad9xuz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:41 PM

#2,111,396

Kentucky's fucking cock

CanadianProto t1_jadb2ad wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:49 PM

#2,111,805

kentucky fried cock

Very_Person_ t1_jadbp55 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 PM

#2,111,998

Please don't be chicken

That1KidWithDynamite t1_jadcrh4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:59 PM

#2,112,350

Kentucky Fried Dicken

The_growcountant t1_jadcx1u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:00 PM

#2,112,397

probably tastes like chicken either way

justsomecoelecanth t1_jadcyp6 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:01 PM

#2,112,417

Kentucky Fried Dicken. Made from a cock, not a hen.

PrinzBirujin t1_jadftnn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:19 PM

#2,113,249

it‘s just rare dicken meat

Hypnaustic t1_jadim5f wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:36 PM

#2,114,128

Please be a cock

Hypnaustic t1_jadinv2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:37 PM

#2,114,142

Kentucky Fried Cock

DamianDoesDoors t1_jadpx7n wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:22 PM

#2,116,473

Replying to Core1989 (#2,088,359)

nah it stands for Kentucky Fried Children

TheNonofficial t1_jadpzor wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:23 PM

#2,116,492

KFC has a whole new meaning

Susysigmamale t1_jadrnrz wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:33 PM

#2,117,042

Replying to Steve3tsd (#2,102,002)

Mmmmm cock 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

xxELBUNDOxx t1_jadte6q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:44 PM

#2,117,594

With the colonel's 11 herbs and spices I bet it tastes good.

uncanny_optomist t1_jadxb9h wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:09 PM

#2,118,875

narrator 5 seconds later: "it wasn't chicken"

GirlBrunette22 t1_jae1041 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:32 PM

#2,120,078

Hello is this McDonald? I ordered for myself the naggets and you sent me a dick hahahaha

SteakVonGestern t1_jae36xd wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:46 PM

#2,120,766

can i get a uhm mcgreyjoy

RealityTime4994 t1_jae3vxb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:50 PM

#2,121,009

😂😂

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hello__cake t1_jae7zbn wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:16 PM

#2,122,398

oh-

Chumbuckeneer t1_jae92h1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:23 PM

#2,122,814

One way or another, its probably cock.

Late_Bed700 t1_jaeit1q wrote on February 28, 2023 at 9:26 PM

#2,126,409

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BradTheFnafGamer t1_jaet7i4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 10:35 PM

#2,130,676

Replying to OmniMushroom (#2,109,374)

I fourth this

Yin1783 t1_jaexyp2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:08 PM

#2,132,799

Hold up

evildragonzockt t1_jaf0ex2 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 11:26 PM

#2,133,967

KFC: DELETE THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW

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