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imuptotrouble t1_jaa5jwy wrote

Clown farts of course but only because you didn't list cake farts

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_zamoht_ t1_jaa8pia wrote

Gasoline. That feels good

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Invictoooooooooo t1_jaac6vt wrote

Rain smells so good. Some people say it doesn’t have a smell but next time it rains take a big whiff.

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IsaiahXOXOSally t1_jaaf8w5 wrote

The real answer is when it's smokey from a campfire and raining. This is a pleasure I receive thanks to all the fires in or around Oregon....still smells nice tho

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Frenzied_Crab t1_jaag0c1 wrote

Or we could douse the clown in gasoline, set him on fire and then hope for a storm to roll in. Best of everything!

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LITEBRINGER4 t1_jaagz91 wrote

I do not like the smell of my own farts, why would you even suggest this??

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Mildleyy t1_jaaha0t wrote

Gasoline that started a fire right as it starts to get windy and the first cool rainy breeze blows in.

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NaturedGamer t1_jaahglw wrote

The smell of rain has a name, though not explicitly for the rain itself, but the musty soil and permeating moss and undergrowth. It's called petrichor. And yes it is one of my favorites.

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Kind_Nebula6900 t1_jaaioqd wrote

Pussy isn't on this list. 10 hours she's been awake and working. She gets home...best taste ever. JS

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Electrical-Poetry-87 t1_jaajbka wrote

Clearly the smell of the remaining smoulders of a clown being put out by rain, of which smoulders began from an accidental fart aimed in the direction of a campfire and gasoline can

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GreenEggsBlueWaffles t1_jaalnqa wrote

I wouldn't huff gas if I were you, guys. I used to do it with my youth pastor who was like a cool uncle type of guy. Anyways if you do enough you pass out and for some reason your asshole really hurts after.

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Shafe1975 t1_jaalntg wrote

What’s best is a campfire in the rain that was started by gas. Then having the clown fart in my direction blowing the smoke from the fire along with his farts at me

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No_Log8932 t1_jaaw3jb wrote

I like the smell of an incoming storm. I have many fond memories of my dad and I watching storms from our front porch. Rain is closest to it, so rain, I guess.

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Jumpy_Beach_6525 t1_jaawzzf wrote

I met this girl who really liked the smell of fire smoke and I used to make campfires a lot because people in my camping group weren’t as good at it. So I went to school smelling like smoke once and she literally laid on me so she could smell the smoke. I wish I had acted on it, but I was too young to think that far

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No-Ship4313 t1_jaax6hu wrote

Clown farts smell like popcorn and kerosene if you're wondering

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Apprehensive-Cry-824 t1_jab0ouy wrote

Sometimes my farts smell like the rubber party balloons with a Lil hint of ass. I call them clown farts. But I prefer rain.

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Catman6178 t1_jab19uz wrote

A is good d is better c is well... x and be is the best

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TirayShell t1_jabcp22 wrote

So I was in my tent underneath the freeway overpass looking at the fire I started with the gas I was huffing and it started to rain and just soaked my tent and sleeping bag and my toilet bucket got kicked into my tent and it was really stinky

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TheGameHugger t1_jabfoln wrote

Didn’t even read the prompt at first, read the first two in the tune of Killer Queen by Queen, then got rly confused.

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TheRealReader1 t1_jabid2p wrote

I'm going to spit the facts out of my mouth: Gasoline feels incredible, but if you smell more than enough it starts feeling kinda toxic, which makes it a doubled-edged sword. Rain isn't as intense as gasoline but it never stops being nice. That's why rain is the best.

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throwawaybyefelicia t1_jabijoe wrote

As someone who feels nauseous when I smell gasoline, I just can’t wrap my head around how some people think it smells good? Whenever I’m in the car with someone and they stop to refuel I can’t wait for it to be over so we can leave the petrol station because the fumes make me feel so sick lol

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ExoticButtersl t1_jabmhxx wrote

Hard choice between A and B, honestly. But I gotta choose A just for the nostalgia of the old bonfire parties my family used to have.

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Tokes_ACK t1_jabuewk wrote

Nothing like a fish-blast from the ol' clownhole.

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jdjdkkddj t1_jabui80 wrote

D: I think it's ozone that causes the smell

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North_Ask_2790 t1_jabv19m wrote

In my dad's hometown, there's a hut with a campfire in the middle. When they're cooking, it rained and the combination of both warmth and cold hits different and the smell is just one part of it

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OldFatherSi t1_jac31pd wrote

I don't like clown farts - they smell funny.

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GrayMech t1_jac9zwl wrote

Rain isn't just water, there is a small amount of dirt and other stuff in there so yes you can actually smell rain, what you are talking about is petrichor, an oil produced by many plants after rainfall which people also commonly associate with "the smell of rain"

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Bluewflectn t1_jacalbq wrote

Wait you smell the gas? Thought you had to drink it

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Mr-low-on-ammo t1_jacwgx2 wrote

Gasoline, rain smells like nothing, the kind of damp fires that I’m used to smell like dead things (I may or may not be admitting to crimes) and clown farts smell bday party’s

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NaturedGamer t1_jad8wc0 wrote

Well I'll be. TIL geosmin is one of the molecules contributing to what we call petrichor. I didn't see mention of the phenomenon in the ozone article and I can't say I could reliably identify the scent, though I'll keep this in mind during the next thunderstorm.

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AnAverageHunterMain t1_jadbaas wrote

The if you pour gasoline on a clown farting and ignite the gas so it bursts into flames while its raining so nice

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Chemical_Waffles t1_jadcg1r wrote

How bout you look at the meaning of petrichor again. I quote "petrichor coming from the grass". Petrichor is produced by plants as a reaction to rain. Also, this argument was already settled. Read our convo and you will see everyone is right. Have a good day.

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BlackFuffey t1_jadr6qp wrote

You can make a campfire out of gasoline next to a clown while raining

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AggressiveTea5373 t1_jadz3zq wrote

idk i think gasoline and campfires smell like shit. Rain is the ultimate smell

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Jae-N0tMyReaLName t1_jaeb6t8 wrote

I find gasoline mire satisfying to smell, especially when it's coming from a skii-doo; The best- 💫

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Jae-N0tMyReaLName t1_jaeb786 wrote

I find gasoline mire satisfying to smell, especially when it's coming from a skii-doo; The best-

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eminorb5 t1_jaeikzx wrote

Love the smell of gasoline. Whenever I'm at the gas station I always take a big whiff of the nozzle

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