“Example, this one guy in New Haven, right? City is burning, people are DYING left and right, yada yada yada, and this JACKHOLE rushes me with a SPOON. A SPOON! So I SCOOPED out his STUPID little eyeballs with it and his kids are all ‘WAHH!’ HE CAN’T SEE WHERE HE’S GOING AND BUMPING INTO STUFF. I-I dunno, maybe you had to be there. Anyway the moral is you’re a total dick.”