Submitted by uthini_mfowethu t3_11dudvx in memes
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WickedSmoder t1_jaavayu wrote
I don't understand what the heck I'm looking at?
PrettyJournalist5665 t1_jaavefw wrote
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
mftkblalal t1_jaavew6 wrote
Emiliootjee t1_jaavkip wrote
Large white person with a piece of Optimus prime in his mouth
homelessjimbo t1_jaavmtx wrote
Neat I guess?
WickedSmoder t1_jaavt1c wrote
I thought it was a gun and a mushroom falling out of a trash can in a guy's mouth.
Lastunexpectedhero t1_jaavvqc wrote
As bad AI?
Emiliootjee t1_jaavzoc wrote
I don’t even know lmao
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaaw1ia wrote
really, your media is to blame. Not my perception
Daymandayman t1_jaaw3ny wrote
What is he eating?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaaw6yk wrote
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EmmerricktheImmortal t1_jaawk4k wrote
Probably shouldn’t believe what any media tells you. And again *you’re* media is really telling. No one should believe in the you vs me or us vs them. It tears people apart.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaawwod wrote
You're... As in the contraction of you are? As in the American school system fails again?
EmmerricktheImmortal t1_jaax4ro wrote
🤦♂️ You are so arrogant have you even visited America? Or are your entire perception based on media.
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SgtUgg t1_jaay61l wrote
OP needs to stop consuming biased media and experience life for themselves.
Come to the U.S. and actually see first hand, then form an actual opinion from your experience, not whatever has been spoon fed to you by agenda driven news agencies.
DerpyMistake t1_jaaybyr wrote
That's not entirely accurate... I'm pretty sure they also wear rags and carry spears
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaayj7z wrote
You mean get shot by racist cops? Pass
GroundAccurate9099 t1_jaayk7l wrote
ah yes and all African people are skinny poor people that need water
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaayy46 wrote
You think I don't know what happened to the last bunch of Africans that went over there? Not so easy slave master John
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaaz2jk wrote
Fuck? Really? Why am I overweight though? Oh God no! Am I.... American???
SgtUgg t1_jaaz5z7 wrote
So you would rather have your childhood stolen by being forced into guerilla fighting? Pass.
See how that above sentence showed bias? So did yours. Difference is, I have traveled to 16 different countries. You have yet to leave your mud hut.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jaazfkb wrote
My mud hut has Wi-Fi and air-conditioning... Why would I ever leave?
DanMozzy t1_jaazie2 wrote
Never know, you might like it...
SgtUgg t1_jaazm4p wrote
LOL, now THAT was funny.
I like you, internet stranger.
[deleted] t1_jab0c26 wrote
Dawg shut the fuck up, wtf do you know ab America, yeah sorry we’re free, sorry you have to drink out of Ebola infested water. Sorry you shower whenever it rains bro🤷🏻♂️ our school system is fucked? Don’t y’all stone people to death in the street? My comment is the perfect example of the perception we have on 🫵🏻
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab13ck wrote
Hahaha "free" OK then, when Uncle Sam sends you Afghanistan it's a different story
[deleted] t1_jab1t59 wrote
I’ll willingly go fight for my country🤷🏻♂️ sorry bubba but that’s America. we protect our land 👍🏻
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab23xq wrote
YOUR land? On another continent? Since when?
Plastic_Garlic_4188 t1_jab2m4s wrote
Hahaha because the tailban was going to invade the US? Thank God Americans are shooting up their own streets trying to make America great again, oh wait....
StoneytheStoner81 t1_jab33ir wrote
Most of the cops here ain’t as bad as half the shit that goes down in Africa
StoneytheStoner81 t1_jab37c9 wrote
I do have a bowl of freedom with milk every morning
Witlok t1_jab471c wrote
Yes yes indeed. Fat American. Easy to follow. Bad healthcare and bad education, yes yes indeed… wait a sec? Did I go to college and get a degree in business and now work in finance? Oh crap, I think I just bought a house last spring as well?!?! Did I get married and can afford a vacation with my wife once a year? America sucks though. Wouldn’t recommend.
icemanswga t1_jab48n9 wrote
Lmao. Who sold them to the slave traders? Africans were as involved in the slave trade as Europeans and Americans. This is not "whataboutism"...it's more about throwing rocks in glass houses...
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab4aqh wrote
Ha! Now that's comedy
snow13653 t1_jab4g9i wrote
plz buy me one ticket
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab4k0h wrote
So now I should just get on the boat because you're "woke"
Still a hard pass. America sucks balls
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab4nb4 wrote
Nice! Debt! The true American way of life!!
icemanswga t1_jab4wz3 wrote
You're a fucking moron bud. I'm lots of things, but woke isn't one of them.
I'm glad you think "america" (it's a continent or two, not a country btw) sucks. That'll keep you from coming here and putting more stupid in the gene pool.
Witlok t1_jab54wp wrote
A lot of rich and successful people have more debt than you’d ever believe… I still make a good salary and can afford life in these trying times.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab5auu wrote
I'm specifically referring to the USA. As referenced in the meme. South America and Canada rock... It's just you people... You ruin it for everyone, and I specifically mean you and everyone you're going to tel about this internet fight...
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab5qp4 wrote
Dude, I'm fucking with you? Why can't Americans handle being heckled? I too went to school... Skipped varsity because high-school didn't fail me and now I too have debt because I like buying stuff. Take a breath, a long shit and a good hard look at yourself in the mirror.
You take yourself so fucken seriously that when a random person on the internet says something you dedicated a moment of your life to make your opinions heard.
BTW it's 6am and I only start work at 8am
I have time for you, beef baby
icemanswga t1_jab68vp wrote
Ok. Fine, sure thing. Everybody hates us until they need something, then they beg us to bail their asses out.
That internet you're using to spread the virus of your consciousness? We did that.
Millions of tons of food and water to feed and hydrate you dumb fucks that insist on living in a hostile to human existence wasteland? We sent that.
The attempt to convince you dumb fucks that the cure for aids is not fucking a bunch of virgins? We tried.
All the malaria and ebola mitigation measures we've developed to save your pitiful lives? Yup, that was us too.
Hate the u.s. and it's citizens all you want. Doesn't bother us. The fact is that you need us.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab7ygf wrote
Aids, starvation, wasteland? I love in Northcliff, it's like your Hollywood, without racist gang banging cops. Also no, we don't need you. You just tell yourself whatever you need to to keep those suicidal white for thoughts away
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icemanswga t1_jab8ip5 wrote
Ah. Ok, then.
You can thank us for catalysing the end of apartheid, then.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jab8u3z wrote
Rather not, the trade embargoes had such a negative impact on our economy we may never recover. They could have sent a Squad to "liberate" us but we all know how Americans feel about killing other white people... Hiroshima, Nagasaki... Why not Berlin?
icemanswga t1_jab97cm wrote
Germany surrendered. Japan did not.
You and this convo are pointless.
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[deleted] t1_jabcdwo wrote
If you’re referring to Native American Chris Columbus fucked them up😂 we own this shit now🖕🏻 I paid for my 37 acres, my home, truck, mustang. That’s how it works, I don’t remember the Indians having paperwork🫡
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uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabctct wrote
I thought we were talking about Afghanistan. Also you invented paperwork to pretend like you had the right to be there in the first place. Finally.. . Why are you using emojis on reddit? :-/
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tylodon t1_jabf307 wrote
As an African? But what country are you from? Both Africa and America contain many countries and areas with very different cultures. Maine and Mexico are very different, as are Morocco and Zimbabwe. Where are you from?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabhhrh wrote
Why should I tell you? So you can nuke me too... Pass
Ukasso t1_jabjay1 wrote
And I’d expect you, who comes from a continent that constantly gets negatively portrayed by the western media, to be more aware of poor media portrayal…
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabji76 wrote
I don't watch the western depictions of Africa, didn't even watch either of the black panther movies in theater... Did you here those Xhosa accents... Fucking horrendous
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jabjjzn wrote
Yes, because "Washington"
Ukasso t1_jabjqny wrote
I meant that it seems illogical that your perception of America is based on media portrayal when Western Media constantly portrays Africa as an impoverished and famished backwater…
and obviously not all of Africa is like that.
computer-Zkrein t1_jabk5iu wrote
Nope just a African Fatass
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jablhlb wrote
That's a relief
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jablm95 wrote
It's kinda cute that you're taking the time to explain yourself to an obvious troll post.
[deleted] t1_jabphr3 wrote
Straight facts, we’re the one everyone wants something from in America, this African idiot thinks he know everything about America while beating off in his hut, wouldn’t even pay any mind to this fucking idiot at this point
soaringparakeet t1_jabubaa wrote
You're only able to talk shit cause the Brits colonized your ass. I don't think phones come with "unga bunga" as a language option.
KoolYankee t1_jabwzzf wrote
must suck to be so insecure and obsessed with US dominance.
ForknifeMasta t1_jabxxk4 wrote
It's actually "your". "You're" is a contraction of "you are" and "your" is (quote from dictionary) "a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective: Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea."
I like doing this when I see people argue and there's a grammar mistake. Just having fun lol
sexwiththemoon t1_jabys52 wrote
Umm... akchualy 🤓 emojis aren't allowed on reddit 🖥. Only normies use them🤣🤣😂
goodluckonyourexams t1_jac15yb wrote
protect from what... Afghanistan never wanted to invade USA...
goodluckonyourexams t1_jac1agg wrote
bro seems like rpging stereotypical US-American a little too well for it to be meant as a joke
Plastic_Garlic_4188 t1_jac35jx wrote
How about this stat. Americans make up about 4% of the world's population, but we have 20% of the world's population of people that are incarcerated. Land of the free and full of prisoners. As an American, I can say these people are so fucking stupid. They are Christians who don't know the teachings of christ, peacemakers with the biggest guns, capitalists who rely on the government to protect their business. I mean they elected a fascist from 2016 to 2020. Freedom!
jackiboyfan t1_jac4jnb wrote
Have fun having your village raided so that Warlord Ooga Booga can kidnap more child soldiers for his war against Warlord Eeke Wakka
So yeah, we have much more freedom and safety than your irrelevant ass hole in the ground
Plastic_Garlic_4188 t1_jac70xf wrote
Yeah there is plenty to stupid in the general pool of 'merica already, we can't afford to make it worse
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uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jac9w5r wrote
Googles Unga bunga hmmm not a language... Once again the American school system has failed.
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jac9yn4 wrote
Must suck to be so insecure that you have to defend yourself anonymously...
Witlok t1_jacai4v wrote
Do you really think we care? That’s the funnest part of all of this. You must have read a tone that didn’t exist as I couldn’t care less about what you are saying. I was just participating on Reddit. I think your mad because no one liked your shit meme lol 😂
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uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jackmbq wrote
Lol, look at this normal with emojis. If you didn't care you wouldn't reply, just try ignoring me. It's a peaceful existence. Reddit has functionality to block users. Just block me and move on, no need to reply anymore. I have enough internet points for the day
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jackz9l wrote
Lemme know the next time you guys win a war that isn't against yourselves... Hell you only win in the NBA, NFL, MBL because of exclusivity loooooooooool
Professional_Part577 t1_jacn71p wrote
Are you from the part of Africa that still actively participates in the slave trade?
apocfan1 t1_jacoacy wrote
where gun and burger?
apocfan1 t1_jacod6t wrote
could have ended up like me
jackiboyfan t1_jacoka8 wrote
Let me know when your country isn't drinking water that has human shit in it
Witlok t1_jacp2l1 wrote
I’m having fun with our conversation though. You’ve been here for 7 years? I see now why you are this way. I also understand why your karma is so low because you are a bit toxic here. I don’t block people unless they are purposely being racist or something. I hope you heal from whatever hurt you. And here are some more emojis. 😂😀🤤😭😃😄😁😆🤣😂😅
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jacpg19 wrote
Yes, are you good looking?
/s
Professional_Part577 t1_jacpm11 wrote
Depends on what is pimpin me out to who…
soaringparakeet t1_jacrdps wrote
Says the one that won't even state where in Africa he's from.
Defiant-Revolution11 t1_jacuz9t wrote
A non American who gives the same answer as the other non Americans. I think of mosquitoes and war lords when I see Africa. People will talk hella shit about us but still be obsessed, weird huh?
Then_Frosting_1087 t1_jacwgpr wrote
The information is sourced by Afrobarometer
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jacxfqf wrote
It's all one country, I'm cousins with a few princes actually... On that note... Could I have a moment of your time?
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Opportunity_Full t1_jad36dy wrote
ah yes because it totally wasnt your tribe masters selling your own people as slaves to rich white colonists for a piece of string and a marble.....fuckin dummy dont you have a lion to chase?
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jad3fi7 wrote
No, I keep my pet lions on a leash. Would you like to visit? It's feeding time
uthini_mfowethu OP t1_jad5w7t wrote
Are you sure? We could make a lot of money together. My other cousin is an inventor. He just needs an investment of $50 000
EmmerricktheImmortal t1_jaav48r wrote
And as an american I can say with certainty we see you as a bunch of starving poor people. But yeah let’s keep stereotyping people because it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.