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Illuminase t1_jad081k wrote

As an adult you can go to the store, buy a whole chocolate cake, and eat it all by yourself, literally any time you want and nobody can stop you.

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Redd235711 t1_jad0ogq wrote

I'm almost 26 and I use the fact that no one can stop me as justification to buy myself chicken nuggets. I can neither confirm nor deny the claim that the nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs.

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meme_used t1_jaeqgb1 wrote

actually if you don't share the cake you're legally required to give a 0.05% to the government as tax

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