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burnaspliffnow t1_jac8it3 wrote

After a long day of work, I could absolutely lay waste to one of those mini 1L jugs of chocolate milk.

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BracusDoritoBoss963 t1_jac8zr5 wrote

Saying "choccy milk is for kids" its the same as saying "anime is for kids"

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Pure-Back75 t1_jac95cp wrote

Ima need to pop a chocy milk after for that meme

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WizardofJoz17 t1_jac9ogn wrote

I’m 31. I always order a chocolate milk and coffee with my breakfast.

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Pevarawho t1_jac9t4u wrote

My brother loves his chocolate milk. He is also extremely immature, but the chocolate milk has nothing to do with that.

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Pevarawho t1_jacactc wrote

Replying to Lechatdu136 (#2,099,958)

Totally can't be. Tbh tho, he was smoking it since he was 12. I think that did hinder him a ton. My father is definitely not a responsible parent.

Edit: my father directly gave the weed to my brother when he was 12. He was also taught how to smoke it and other shit at that time. Thank God I didn't live with my father.

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Atilllaa t1_jacb100 wrote

why did you have to use real shit that fucked my day

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Redd235711 t1_jacbe2x wrote

My dad is almost 50 years old and he buys himself chocolate milk twice a month because he is an adult and no one can stop him.

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pizzaboieatspizza t1_jacbj7c wrote

Chocolate milk is my favorite drink i have drank maybe 170 just this year alone I consider myself the chocolate milk king

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Hanith416 t1_jacd2sn wrote

I'm 23, I never liked coffee or tea. Lemme drink my chocolate and fuck off, kindly.

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Sophia724 t1_jacdeip wrote

Chocky milk isn't childish. I'm an adult child, but not because of chocolate milk.

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BIGGESTLAMPPOST t1_jacdnoi wrote

Bro chocolate milk is amazing, I didn’t even know people hate it

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olifeee t1_jacekmj wrote

I was eating and there goes my appetite

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ToothPickLegs t1_jacf8zx wrote

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a soul say what the dude on the left is saying…

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Holyscroll t1_jach4u9 wrote

i've never seen anyone say this

another meme, another OP making up arguments

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the_l0st_s0ck t1_jach5mg wrote

Bruh I'm almost an adult and I'm still ordering a chocolate milk when I go out for breakfast at a huddle house or something.

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hmmmmmm_whynot t1_jacixl6 wrote

r/imaginarygatekeeping

Seriously tho I drink that shit all the time and have never in my life heard anyone call it childish....

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Tophigale220 t1_jacjkbl wrote

I have once walked into a Japanese diner and as a drink to compliment my bento I chose chocky milk instead of beer or diet soda. The waitress legit was like “Are you sure?”. Needless to say I ordered it 3 more times to hammer it it)

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Nosequeponer64 t1_jaclst1 wrote

In my country its common taking chocolate milk (or hot chocolate idk they seem similar) at all ages

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ShunnedMammal t1_jaco418 wrote

Haven’t met a single adult that thinks chocolate milk is immature. Bad day OP? Ignore the nay sayers.

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Tee_eeT t1_jacoz7y wrote

Once I sip 1 ml of that substance #I CANNOT STOP

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OfficialMcMerica t1_jacpy56 wrote

I hear this about video games (mostly from generations that didn't grow up with them). I mean if you're in your 30's and playing all day instead of being productive; I can see the issue.

That being said, who cares what people think about what you like to do in your spare time? They're probably just mad, because they've trapped themselves in a mentality that doesn't allow them to enjoy things that they may enjoy.

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AdDiscombobulated292 t1_jacxmtz wrote

Liking chocolate milk is fine at any age. Being 35 and saying "Chocy milk" is cringe.

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gloop524 t1_jacyzix wrote

really piss him off and drink Yoo-Hoo

it's "perfect with a PB&J"

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Redd235711 t1_jad0ogq wrote

Replying to Illuminase (#2,108,223)

I'm almost 26 and I use the fact that no one can stop me as justification to buy myself chicken nuggets. I can neither confirm nor deny the claim that the nuggets are shaped like dinosaurs.

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JRals06 t1_jad0vi1 wrote

Choccy milk makes me happy

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Rapandreas t1_jad1kz9 wrote

Sh*t-for-brains isn't right, but scientifically speaking, humans grow increasingly lactose intolerant as they get older.

Chocolate milk is "childish", because children can drink milk without getting stomach aches.

Keep drinking the choccy milk, king! One day you might not be able to anymore.

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Expert_Gate8947 t1_jad2ha6 wrote

There are certain things you shouldn't be doing as an adult. Children, for instance.

Chocolate milk is OK though.

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pu_thee_gaud t1_jad2jvf wrote

I cannot possibly imagine a real human said that

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Dark_Kelta t1_jad30dj wrote

Chocolate milk helps after a day of welding galvanized. And it's tasty.

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Chesnut99 t1_jad5l0u wrote

anyone who says that has never tried it in their coffee

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urmyleander t1_jad7goe wrote

I handle NPD for a confectionary company, there are 3 tempering units in the R&D kitchen that have Milk, Dark and White Chocolate in them when developing new recipes. If I'm having a really shit day I gown up and get a sample jar from Quality Assurance, fill it with tempering milk chocolate and drink that back at my desk.... its proper chocolate not the thin stuff for decorating.

Its like straight up chugging happiness.

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zantardis t1_jadhakz wrote

Add coffee and slap a fake Italian word onto it and you'll be fine.

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xen0blero t1_jadiqqs wrote

Wise words. Now if i get a woman pregnant milk is my best ally

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Exzalian_ t1_jadyyb9 wrote

Honestly nothing beats a big ass 32 ounce cup of chocolate milk and downing it within 15 minutes then regretting it while your stomach yells at you while you think of getting seconds.

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Tiiimmmaayy t1_jae03jo wrote

Replying to Redd235711 (#2,100,343)

My dad is 65 and has made himself a tall glass of chocolate milk just about every single morning for as long as I could remember. He probably goes through a gallon of Hershey’s chocolate syrup in a month or two. Lmao

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Redd235711 t1_jae2kc5 wrote

Replying to Tiiimmmaayy (#2,119,797)

I asked my dad once why he doesn't just get they chocolate syrup to make his own chocolate milk. His response was the syrup bottle takes up space, it's just easier to have the jug of chocolate milk. When I pointed out that he is using more space with a jug of plain milk and a jug of chocolate milk he told me to fuck off and said that it wasn't any of my business how another man manages his fridge. He wasn't hostile or anything, we give each other greif as often as possible.

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Jamesthe84 t1_jae7nhi wrote

I quietly judge people for drinking milk in general. But like I said.. quietly.

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FatBoy_solos t1_jaee4l5 wrote

Nobody has ever said you can't love chocolate milk or that it's immature. This is a dumb meme.

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Rawesome16 t1_jaegpqc wrote

Who has said this? Like ever? My dad used to order "iced chocolate" rather than hot chocolate in the summer when he wanted a tasty beverage but not the caffeine

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oreo_cookie01 t1_jaehufr wrote

“What’s the point in being grown up if you can’t be childish sometimes?”

Tom Baker

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meme_used t1_jaeqazk wrote

"hot chocolate" is for children, "chocolat chaud" is for adults 😎(true because it's fancy)

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firetears665 t1_jaeshgk wrote

chocolate milk is great, but I personally like strawberry milk better

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Athentictide01 t1_jaf4th7 wrote

Have y’all tried White Russians (the drink) tastes just like chocolate milk

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