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SuperSonic486 t1_jaca79i wrote

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokemon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that's not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won't mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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DiraD t1_jacakfw wrote

There, get my upvote for your imagination, but not the content

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frikimanHD t1_jad5zb2 wrote

we need this copypasta to be popular right now

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username_with_a_4 t1_jabq8md wrote

Hey guys, did you know

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Yellow_Master t1_jachn9o wrote

that Vaporeon is a water-type pokemon introduced in Gen 1?

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Dangerous-Dick-1999 t1_jabwzc4 wrote

Dammit!

*searches up Vaporeon r34 for the 13th time this day.

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Broyogurt t1_jabxg9c wrote

Only to return to reddit and see casual vaporeon porn.

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Fexofanatic t1_jabq7d3 wrote

wait wut. did i miss something

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davedor t1_jacmj95 wrote

people made whole scientific novels that Vaporeon is most breed able pokemon and it always go into extremely deep details, it's disgusting

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