Memesforum55 t1_jabaqwt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:40 AM

Nobody:

Absolutely nobody:

Not a single soul on this earth:

u/shelbyqueen: haha ur moms a cougar

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabasly wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:41 AM

Yeah she a predator lmao

Memesforum55 t1_jabav6u wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:42 AM

:D

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabawbt wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:42 AM

🙂

whiskey_jones t1_jabc2dg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 AM

"Is it a Puma?"

Ahnuld: "IT'S NOT A PUMA!!!"

Squ3by t1_jabbwsx wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:51 AM

I don’t get it. Are you saying that my mom likes minors

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabc0fi wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:52 AM

No she's a predator

Other-otherside t1_jabr1o1 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:45 AM

She’s a mountain lion covered in snow? Have I been lied to my whole life??? Does this mean I’m a werelion?

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabr4ix wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:46 AM

That's a cougar

Other-otherside t1_jabrke8 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:52 AM

Where I come from we call them mountain lions. Mainly because we’re on a mountain

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabt0sk wrote on February 28, 2023 at 8:12 AM

Where do you come from

Patryk923 t1_jacr40j wrote on February 28, 2023 at 2:35 PM

Mountain lion = cougar = puma

whiskey_jones t1_jabbwro wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:51 AM

Dammit, u/shelbyqueen, just because my mom likes to get her cheeks clapped by hot young studs doesn't make her a cougar!

Stop the hate!

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabc3d7 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 4:53 AM

Never

PMyour_PussyPlease t1_jabdw84 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:11 AM

Hey mom is not a poo ma

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabepiu wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:19 AM

She's a cougar

PMyour_PussyPlease t1_jabesma wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:20 AM

I'm just supposed to know what a cougar looks like?

shelbyqueen OP t1_jabetuf wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:20 AM

I doooooo

CatalystIsMyFav t1_jabkkkg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:24 AM

Nope. She had great tastes. Married the man that became my dad (I’m adopted). He was great, I miss him. He died just under a year ago, his birthday was a few days ago (26th of Feb). A part of his personality will always be a part of me, certain ways of doing things etc, that shaped me into who I am today

Caru ti Dad

ExpressionDeep6256 t1_jabnkdv wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:00 AM

So your mom is single?

CatalystIsMyFav t1_jabntvg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:03 AM

Widowed

HotPocket_Consumed t1_jabontm wrote on February 28, 2023 at 7:14 AM

Send me some pics of your Mom; if she’s hot maybe I’ll be your new stepdad for 5 minutes.

[deleted] t1_jabnffg wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:58 AM

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Teriyaki_Salmon t1_jaca7pb wrote on February 28, 2023 at 12:07 PM

I don’t get it.

That1KidWithDynamite t1_jadisg4 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 5:38 PM

She on the Gravy Train

she has a strange taste in men

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