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Sherviks13 t1_j9xbt5t wrote

Clean the raw hamburger out of the mattress. Better yet, throw the mattress away and go to the dr.

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InconspicuousFroggo t1_j9xcyvf wrote

Let the doctor feel up your junk, lecture you about your poor decision making, and get cream prescribed. Cream that's going to treat a raging fungal infection isn't available over the counter.

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NightyCatNights t1_j9xie9t wrote

If anyone needs help is op, my guy uses light mode like are you right in the head?!

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GenPhallus t1_j9xcfyl wrote

I mean, 1) don't do that again and 2) antifungal creams. I feel like I shouldn't have to tell you to use antifungal to fix fungal infections

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CleverAgender t1_j9xeffn wrote

That’s one way to become a father. I suggest celebrating Father’s Day.

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notveryAI t1_j9xspee wrote

Onaholes are expensive and it's embarrassing to buy them. But nobody told him, that fucking your mattress is even more embarrassing, and it also can cost you a lot more than buying an onahole. Also I bet something specifically designed to bring pleasure feels much better than random piece of cloth pulled over some springs and whatnot, LMAO :D

Smart thoughts are chasing him, but he's faster

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plink-plink-bro t1_j9xx2hd wrote

Use a different meme template for starters you savage

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zen-shen t1_j9xxjuk wrote

I would advise to get another mattress and try again.

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Rustys_Beefaroni t1_j9yfl4m wrote

Amputation will stop the fungi growth from spreading to other parts of your body.

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averagemilkenjoyer_ t1_j9zb7qe wrote

just asking but are in war with any subreddits right now or had been before?

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flawed-human42 t1_j9zkmkl wrote

Do it like we did in 'nam, kill it with fire and napalm

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ackno3 t1_ja0ag58 wrote

First, take an axe (you can figure out what to do next)

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SMgamervx t1_ja0c16h wrote

Shoot your own balls, people like you shouldn't be allowed to breed

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kitami_jun t1_ja28ax2 wrote

simple, you double it and pass to the next person

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