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KempaSwe t1_j9xtn7h wrote

A good thing if she farts when she takes it out, then she can spray some perfume

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Sand2Leaf t1_j9xu0fs wrote

"smells like shit in here"

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xXLuggiXx1 t1_j9y5pkg wrote

Imagine the bottle breaking in one's ass. The glass shards and the chemicals. Lovely

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wombey12 t1_j9yb413 wrote

eau de derriere

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2L84U2 t1_j9xvpgs wrote

Stink-hole approved

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Canofsad t1_j9yoyzl wrote

Duel functionality

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1mqpy wrote

It's spelled dual

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Canofsad t1_ja1mtyv wrote

Did I stutter

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1nbss wrote

Yes, DU -->E<-- L, DU -->A<-- L

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Canofsad t1_ja1njf7 wrote

Let me be clear, I have no respect for the English language and it bastard child named grammar.

It maybe the only language I speak and read, but I in no way respect it.

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legowalrus t1_j9yvolp wrote

I stared at this for a full 10 seconds and all I could see was a spaceship.

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hard-ballz t1_j9yhl3c wrote

Looks like a butt plug and a snitch at the same time

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YFleiter t1_j9z7141 wrote

Gimme. I want it.

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1mogf wrote

What about mine?

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YFleiter t1_ja243at wrote

I don’t care. I’m egoistic and arrogant on this one. I want it

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja246j8 wrote

Ok, die then... 🔪👖

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YFleiter t1_ja24in7 wrote

Ok. But what are the pants for?

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja24nsj wrote

Your "perfume bottle"

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YFleiter t1_ja24q5m wrote

Huh? I’m taking about a real perfume bottle. Idk whatever it is you’re referring to, but nothing in my pants smells as good as my perfume.

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Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja24tj4 wrote

8=D = perfume bottle

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YFleiter t1_ja24y7c wrote

So it is what you thought. Why would you even think that tho. Why would I want to keep my dick for myself. I’m happy to share that with everybody. It’s the bottle I want.

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PuppyHale t1_ja0bzev wrote

Wait a minute... Something isn't right here.

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cinobalanos t1_ja0kolp wrote

Exquisite Fragrance "Le Butt" - For Men

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cheekyman99 t1_ja0xuwx wrote

When fish smell like roses

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