Submitted by AtacamaCadlington t3_11bh2ud in memes
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Sand2Leaf t1_j9xu0fs wrote
"smells like shit in here"
2L84U2 t1_j9xvpgs wrote
Stink-hole approved
MixedMista t1_j9xwvyj wrote
Gotta admit that's one fancy ass perfume
xXLuggiXx1 t1_j9y5pkg wrote
Imagine the bottle breaking in one's ass. The glass shards and the chemicals. Lovely
GroguStoleMyBall t1_j9y725w wrote
*ass-perfume
doggomeat000 t1_j9y9ycm wrote
"for your butthole"
wombey12 t1_j9yb413 wrote
eau de derriere
hard-ballz t1_j9yhl3c wrote
Looks like a butt plug and a snitch at the same time
Canofsad t1_j9yoyzl wrote
Duel functionality
legowalrus t1_j9yvolp wrote
I stared at this for a full 10 seconds and all I could see was a spaceship.
YFleiter t1_j9z7141 wrote
Gimme. I want it.
First_Ad_6133 t1_j9zhbbp wrote
Looks like sumn outta bioshock
JeffThePotatoMan t1_j9zxi6y wrote
1 man 1 jar
xXLuggiXx1 t1_ja00qk0 wrote
Do not bring back to my memory the horrors which I was unlucky enough to witness.
[deleted] t1_ja05yee wrote
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JaqenYcar t1_ja06ktc wrote
Golden Snatch
PuppyHale t1_ja0bzev wrote
Wait a minute... Something isn't right here.
cinobalanos t1_ja0kolp wrote
Exquisite Fragrance "Le Butt" - For Men
cheekyman99 t1_ja0xuwx wrote
When fish smell like roses
The_Blue_Muffin_Cat t1_ja1c8me wrote
You are too wholesome for this world.
[deleted] t1_ja1mdnl wrote
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1mi8y wrote
Chue au de ass
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1mogf wrote
What about mine?
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1mqpy wrote
It's spelled dual
Canofsad t1_ja1mtyv wrote
Did I stutter
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1nbss wrote
Yes, DU -->E<-- L, DU -->A<-- L
Canofsad t1_ja1njf7 wrote
Let me be clear, I have no respect for the English language and it bastard child named grammar.
It maybe the only language I speak and read, but I in no way respect it.
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja1oqq3 wrote
Then learn a new language and GET YO ASS OUTTA ENGLISH
YFleiter t1_ja243at wrote
I don’t care. I’m egoistic and arrogant on this one. I want it
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja246j8 wrote
Ok, die then... 🔪👖
YFleiter t1_ja24in7 wrote
Ok. But what are the pants for?
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja24nsj wrote
Your "perfume bottle"
YFleiter t1_ja24q5m wrote
Huh? I’m taking about a real perfume bottle. Idk whatever it is you’re referring to, but nothing in my pants smells as good as my perfume.
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja24tj4 wrote
8=D = perfume bottle
YFleiter t1_ja24y7c wrote
So it is what you thought. Why would you even think that tho. Why would I want to keep my dick for myself. I’m happy to share that with everybody. It’s the bottle I want.
Doodlenoodlemo t1_ja252g6 wrote
No I'm cutting yours off and burying it
YFleiter t1_ja435sr wrote
I think you have not understood me
KempaSwe t1_j9xtn7h wrote
A good thing if she farts when she takes it out, then she can spray some perfume