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_Axzi_ t1_jaaanlx wrote

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it

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prophecyish t1_jaajevz wrote

A winnable battle, but not a winnable war.

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thefairy13 t1_jaal8vn wrote

Beat it by Michael Jackson starts to play

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ConsistentAd14 t1_jaaqzar wrote

This year I beat my meat, next I will repeat... Nice rap bro

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roiboi1239 t1_jaarls7 wrote

Scary movie 4 in case you’re wondering

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OrdinaryHistorical92 t1_jaaueee wrote

See if Charlie Sheen did this more in real life, he wouldn’t have gotten the AIDS.

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TheHuffKy t1_jaaxz4y wrote

“I beat my Dick like it owes me money”

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Awleeks t1_jab322g wrote

Ah, a fellow cbt enthusiast.

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[deleted] t1_jabldj0 wrote

When it’s your turn to give a presentation

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leo_cor63 t1_jabq3fr wrote

It's like that thing behind doors we can't help but make it go "boi-oi-oing".

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VolticFlower85 t1_jac6rqj wrote

Dude brought a whole new definition to beating his meat

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guudfreitas t1_jacc87q wrote

It seems wrong but the first thing that comes in mind is the crowbar sound from Half-Life 1

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entity-54 t1_jacepxl wrote

I was gonna say get as many gunpla model kits and build them

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GMH2045-18 t1_jad9x53 wrote

Eating my lunch and minding my own business. Clicked on the video and nearly spit my lunch out. Then, still not learning my lesson, clicked on the link to the movie clip. About went into cardiac arrest and almost had a line of people wanting their chance to "chest compressions" with all sorts of tools

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Fissis20 t1_jadfc0p wrote

This movie is fucking hilarious

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GirlBrunette22 t1_jadxmpo wrote

I think every man has something like this in the morning

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LinksXCV t1_jadxuch wrote

Same but + videogames ✨🤝

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Not_Emo_ t1_jae3jle wrote

That takes “Beating your meat” to a whole other level

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Away-Method4809 t1_jaebd3m wrote

That's be me every time that I get up in the morning 😅😅

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