peptic-horizon t1_jefi37c wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:07 PM

Good, I don't find him attractive!

Now, perry on the other hand.............

Wackynamehere1 t1_jeg9jnj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:09 PM

Aww hell naw his nose can surely fit in

not-me675 t1_jegbf5b wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:22 PM

They dont call him agent "P" for no reason

Stock-Bench3643 t1_jegy73q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM

whyyyyyyyy

not-me675 t1_jegyc6r wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:04 PM

Not a really happy cake day now, is it?

Stock-Bench3643 t1_jeh1iz6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:28 PM

yaeah why say that tho

GoodGoat4944 t1_jefoybj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:52 PM

Technically no.

You are a zoophile.

JacketKid2407 t1_jegxxem wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:01 PM

not technically, completely no

PotatoComplete t1_jeglmbq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:31 PM

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Naraya_Suiryoku t1_jegp4o1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:55 PM

If being attracted to an animal is zoophilia, then we're all zoophiles, since humans are animals.

[deleted] t1_jegpd52 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:57 PM

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isaymoo2 t1_jefml0v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:37 PM

Not true. You would be a zoophile.

meatywhole t1_jeg44rd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:33 PM

Dose that mean those ocelots have the last name doofenshmirts

Shad0wzZ_Yt t1_jefngah wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:43 PM

This person just proved the entire human species is zoophile

CatLoverItaly t1_jegfnxm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:50 PM

Furries are people who dress up as animals for FUN. Zoophiles are people who prove sexual attraction towards animals. LEARN. THE. DIFFERENCE.

WetMoldyButt t1_jegizac wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:13 PM

Whatever, cat lover

CatLoverItaly t1_jeglgho wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:30 PM

I created that username when I was 10, I like cats mf

WetMoldyButt t1_jegmzfq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:40 PM

80% of your posts are either Pokémon, animals, sexuality, or a combination of them…. Quite the coincidence

[deleted] t1_jegt64w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:25 PM

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cacatua_azul t1_jeglyr0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:33 PM

user flair does not check out.

CatLoverItaly t1_jegmt33 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:39 PM

Why is everyone stupid

cacatua_azul t1_jegonnz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:52 PM

oh also, your account is only about a year and a couple of months old, and by reading your other comment, I can say with a certain degree of certainty that you are either 11 or 12.

BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jegrwql wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:16 PM

this guys a box thinker you LOVE thinking inside the box everyday you wake up and go “today im gonna THINK im gonna THINK inside the box”

its possible they just committed to the username

cacatua_azul t1_jegylhg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:06 PM

i also took into accout that the user browses r/GatchaClub and r/teenagers, I just extrapolated from that, besides if I'm wrong you can just block me about it or something

BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jeh10xx wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

so you’re telling me you psychoanalyzed the profile of someone you thought was a kid to figure out how old they were, is this not weird to you?

cacatua_azul t1_jeh22pj wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:32 PM

yes,in retrospect that was a little too much just to get a gotcha moment on a random ass comment section.

for_sure_not_a_lama t1_jeh14ga wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:25 PM

Doofenshmirtz is literally a cat boy 💀

PhoenyxPhyre71 t1_jegkcaf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:22 PM

Wouldn’t both of those be false? How is he legally an ocelot? And even if he were, you would be a zoophile and not a furry

AkumaDaemon t1_jeg4lwt wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:36 PM

See, the thing is… you just activated my trap card! I was already far gone into the furry world.

eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- t1_jefqnqy wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:04 PM

He could apply for Agent O then? He'd be Perry's best partner.

Crimson_Cowboy t1_jefsarp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 6:14 PM

iirc He actually did in “The Owca files”

Tiger5804 t1_jeg6zp9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM

Doof is as attractive as Waluigi change my mind

DoubleNational t1_jegbj5v wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:22 PM

99.99% of the non furry population now are furries, the the other 0.01% have no taste

shadow9876543210 t1_jegdf3s wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:35 PM

Not a furry actually wait if a furry is an animal with human cheractoristics and he is a human but an ocolot wait now I'm confused

BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jegs0g9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:16 PM

mental breakdown

Get-the-Vibe t1_jefztwe wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:04 PM

12 shots

jarjarpfeil t1_jeg5yvf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:45 PM

Well good thing no one finds him attractive, right? Right???

OfficialYes t1_jeghf4g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:02 PM

So does that make Vanessa half ocelot? And Charlene a zoophile???

xXsicariomasterXx96 t1_jegzhtd wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:13 PM

Im tired of these sjw thinking they can force their animorph propaganda down my pee hole, why can't a gamer love another gamer without some fugly labeling him as a furry!!!

Why.....

dragonwing-14621 t1_jefgxun wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:00 PM

XD

Desperate-Snow-7850 t1_jegnpk8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM

Nah, that would make you a zoophile

Stock-Bench3643 t1_jegy9l8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:03 PM

no *bzzt*

wowreallylord t1_jefktv1 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:25 PM

He can stick that nose in my ass any day

[deleted] t1_jefnjyg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 5:43 PM

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StandardActive4564 t1_jefzsgg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:04 PM

Yes no exceptions

DJRodrigin69 t1_jeg6oua wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:50 PM

Cant wait for when doofenshmirtz invents the Revolver-inator or his Liquid-inator

Or when he creates the Bipedal-Nuclear-Robot-inator

[deleted] t1_jeg8z96 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:05 PM

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Uberfuhrer_ t1_jegfb1y wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:47 PM

Do you want a bias opinion or an anthropomorphic opinion ?

[deleted] t1_jeggqbc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:57 PM

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TheChosenToffee t1_jegjm0e wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:17 PM

So we can kill Doofenshmirts without facing the consequences of murder?

rapscallionofreddit t1_jegsw8w wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:23 PM

'Fraid not, ocelots are protected animals.

That is, of course, assuming you could put down a man of Doofenshmirts' calibre.

Pijany_Matematyk767 t1_jegxk43 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:58 PM

Why would that be

AdonaiTatu t1_jegkkuu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:24 PM

Just don't let him learn to juggle revolvers, or konami will have a word...

Kubus_kater t1_jegyg8p wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:05 PM

yes.

Puzzleheaded_Bend749 t1_jegzsot wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:15 PM

does he enjoy reloading during a battle tho ?

KachidokiX t1_jeh0nde wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:21 PM

Meep.

The_lone_shotgun t1_jeh43ee wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:48 PM

They used this as a justification to get him into owca several times

Baroubuoy t1_jegitn4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:11 PM

Doesn't it actually mean Mrs. Doofenshmirtz is a zoophile?

Scallopz123 t1_jeg41lw wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:32 PM

Yeah stick it to all the people who find doof attractive

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