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peptic-horizon t1_jefi37c wrote
Good, I don't find him attractive!
Now, perry on the other hand.............
wowreallylord t1_jefktv1 wrote
He can stick that nose in my ass any day
isaymoo2 t1_jefml0v wrote
Not true. You would be a zoophile.
Shad0wzZ_Yt t1_jefngah wrote
This person just proved the entire human species is zoophile
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GoodGoat4944 t1_jefoybj wrote
Technically no.
You are a zoophile.
eVerYtHiNgIsTaKeN-_- t1_jefqnqy wrote
He could apply for Agent O then? He'd be Perry's best partner.
Crimson_Cowboy t1_jefsarp wrote
iirc He actually did in “The Owca files”
StandardActive4564 t1_jefzsgg wrote
Yes no exceptions
Get-the-Vibe t1_jefztwe wrote
12 shots
Scallopz123 t1_jeg41lw wrote
Yeah stick it to all the people who find doof attractive
meatywhole t1_jeg44rd wrote
Dose that mean those ocelots have the last name doofenshmirts
AkumaDaemon t1_jeg4lwt wrote
See, the thing is… you just activated my trap card! I was already far gone into the furry world.
jarjarpfeil t1_jeg5yvf wrote
Well good thing no one finds him attractive, right? Right???
DJRodrigin69 t1_jeg6oua wrote
Cant wait for when doofenshmirtz invents the Revolver-inator or his Liquid-inator
Or when he creates the Bipedal-Nuclear-Robot-inator
Tiger5804 t1_jeg6zp9 wrote
Doof is as attractive as Waluigi change my mind
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Wackynamehere1 t1_jeg9jnj wrote
Aww hell naw his nose can surely fit in
not-me675 t1_jegbf5b wrote
They dont call him agent "P" for no reason
DoubleNational t1_jegbj5v wrote
99.99% of the non furry population now are furries, the the other 0.01% have no taste
shadow9876543210 t1_jegdf3s wrote
Not a furry actually wait if a furry is an animal with human cheractoristics and he is a human but an ocolot wait now I'm confused
Uberfuhrer_ t1_jegfb1y wrote
Do you want a bias opinion or an anthropomorphic opinion ?
CatLoverItaly t1_jegfnxm wrote
Furries are people who dress up as animals for FUN. Zoophiles are people who prove sexual attraction towards animals. LEARN. THE. DIFFERENCE.
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OfficialYes t1_jeghf4g wrote
So does that make Vanessa half ocelot? And Charlene a zoophile???
Baroubuoy t1_jegitn4 wrote
Doesn't it actually mean Mrs. Doofenshmirtz is a zoophile?
WetMoldyButt t1_jegizac wrote
Whatever, cat lover
TheChosenToffee t1_jegjm0e wrote
So we can kill Doofenshmirts without facing the consequences of murder?
PhoenyxPhyre71 t1_jegkcaf wrote
Wouldn’t both of those be false? How is he legally an ocelot? And even if he were, you would be a zoophile and not a furry
AdonaiTatu t1_jegkkuu wrote
Just don't let him learn to juggle revolvers, or konami will have a word...
CatLoverItaly t1_jeglgho wrote
I created that username when I was 10, I like cats mf
PotatoComplete t1_jeglmbq wrote
cacatua_azul t1_jeglyr0 wrote
user flair does not check out.
CatLoverItaly t1_jegmt33 wrote
Why is everyone stupid
WetMoldyButt t1_jegmzfq wrote
80% of your posts are either Pokémon, animals, sexuality, or a combination of them…. Quite the coincidence
Desperate-Snow-7850 t1_jegnpk8 wrote
Nah, that would make you a zoophile
cacatua_azul t1_jegonnz wrote
oh also, your account is only about a year and a couple of months old, and by reading your other comment, I can say with a certain degree of certainty that you are either 11 or 12.
Naraya_Suiryoku t1_jegp4o1 wrote
If being attracted to an animal is zoophilia, then we're all zoophiles, since humans are animals.
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BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jegrwql wrote
this guys a box thinker you LOVE thinking inside the box everyday you wake up and go “today im gonna THINK im gonna THINK inside the box”
its possible they just committed to the username
BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jegs0g9 wrote
mental breakdown
rapscallionofreddit t1_jegsw8w wrote
'Fraid not, ocelots are protected animals.
That is, of course, assuming you could put down a man of Doofenshmirts' calibre.
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Pijany_Matematyk767 t1_jegxk43 wrote
Why would that be
JacketKid2407 t1_jegxxem wrote
not technically, completely no
Stock-Bench3643 t1_jegy73q wrote
whyyyyyyyy
Stock-Bench3643 t1_jegy9l8 wrote
no *bzzt*
not-me675 t1_jegyc6r wrote
Not a really happy cake day now, is it?
Kubus_kater t1_jegyg8p wrote
yes.
cacatua_azul t1_jegylhg wrote
i also took into accout that the user browses r/GatchaClub and r/teenagers, I just extrapolated from that, besides if I'm wrong you can just block me about it or something
xXsicariomasterXx96 t1_jegzhtd wrote
Im tired of these sjw thinking they can force their animorph propaganda down my pee hole, why can't a gamer love another gamer without some fugly labeling him as a furry!!!
Why.....
Puzzleheaded_Bend749 t1_jegzsot wrote
does he enjoy reloading during a battle tho ?
KachidokiX t1_jeh0nde wrote
Meep.
BIGSCOOPMAN t1_jeh10xx wrote
so you’re telling me you psychoanalyzed the profile of someone you thought was a kid to figure out how old they were, is this not weird to you?
for_sure_not_a_lama t1_jeh14ga wrote
Doofenshmirtz is literally a cat boy 💀
Stock-Bench3643 t1_jeh1iz6 wrote
yaeah why say that tho
cacatua_azul t1_jeh22pj wrote
yes,in retrospect that was a little too much just to get a gotcha moment on a random ass comment section.
The_lone_shotgun t1_jeh43ee wrote
They used this as a justification to get him into owca several times
dragonwing-14621 t1_jefgxun wrote
XD