Dark_solder18 t1_jeg67ql wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:47 PM

Isn't that called a water bill

existentialism91342 t1_jeg8cyh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:01 PM

That's one cheap ass water bill.

thelwarner t1_jego4ro wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:48 PM

The catch is that the water has to be consumed through the ass.

AffectionateToast t1_jegrv4m wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:15 PM

doesnt that require the clean prostate dlc?

FaintPrecinct t1_jegh7ey wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:00 PM

i agree with u

consensualstabbing t1_jeg6fkk wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:48 PM

at least the world's literacy rate is going to go up

supluplup12 t1_jegjw4g wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM

Technically the more EULAs you sign the more things you haven't read, if you signed one before reading your first book you'd be putting up negative literacy numbers. At least cave men didn't have anything they were supposed to have been reading, they're breaking even.

AnheruKira t1_jegbzdh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:25 PM

Hold on, just $9.99/month to stay alive? That’s damn cheap, I’m in!

looptarded OP t1_jegcgk4 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:28 PM

We will keep you alive sure, but we didn’t promise any quality of life though

generalhanky t1_jegzbyu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:11 PM

That’s just the entry level option that prevents you from getting shot in the head by our friendly armed staff. The package with food costs 399 Bezos bucks per month. You will be paid a handsome salary of 3 BB per hour for the minimal labor tasks you perform.

UncommonTheIdk t1_jegk0bm wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:20 PM

My school website made a mobile app where you had to pay to see grades and homework

shreddedtoasties t1_jegqr33 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:07 PM

Shits illegal I think

UncommonTheIdk t1_jegqxjz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM

No idea but it was made free sometime ago

Also i have no idea why it was done in the first place considering you could do that on the website itself for free

CrimsonMoonRising t1_jegxwp6 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:01 PM

We use RenWeb which costs $5 a year I think

SpacemaN_literature t1_jeg6ycg wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM

All those poor fetuses struggling to find a pen for themselves.. tisk tisk

Wormtown t1_jegfn6i wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:50 PM

The Bootstrap Baby Generation

Other_Bread5704 t1_jega4uh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:13 PM

Lol It's called taxes.

godbutbettertrue t1_jeggdr0 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:55 PM

Cheap version

rogerworkman623 t1_jegmaki wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:35 PM

Childhood’s the free trial

Stolen joke but I don’t know from where

Artistic-Fortune2327 t1_jeh0dnc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:19 PM

That's not taxes, it's too damn cheap!

Dreadedsemi t1_jeg8nen wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:03 PM

Signing up for boob DLC so is their dad for pride and achievements.

PrestigiousAverage72 t1_jegyqq7 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:07 PM

I gotta say $9.99/month to have the essentials to survive provided for you is an absolute bargain.

TheChickenGuy7 t1_jegi7ra wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:07 PM

They removed the free trial

AndYetItTrolls t1_jeh0yq9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:24 PM

Just like the movie In Time where people have to pay to remain alive

ActualMerCat t1_jegxdlu wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:57 PM

That's just health insurance. Very, very, very inexpensive health insurance.

Odd_Inter3st t1_jegb8kf wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:20 PM

Oof that’s rough, should have cancelled before the 9 month free trial was over.

Thepvzgamer t1_jeggpoc wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:57 PM

So… taxes

HomieScaringMusic t1_jegdrgq wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:37 PM

Ooh I’ve seen this movie! “In Time” I think it was called. Starred the bald angry guy

legojacksparrow t1_jegl02a wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:26 PM

Oh please that would never happen they’d be charged $14.99

RealGarlicBread t1_jegmo80 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

Ay yo thats pretty cheap, can i sign up?

Li3NU2S4 t1_jegrnrp wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:14 PM

You will own nothing and be happy!

Impressive-Tip-903 t1_jegor13 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:53 PM

Our toddler is way more expensive than $9.99 a month. Where can I get this service?

DS_Inferno t1_jegx80x wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:55 PM

A few zeros short.

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ionhowto t1_jegecyz wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:41 PM

Only

KenKaniffKS t1_jegf2v8 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:46 PM

Netflix at $9.98/mo is a better deal.

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RoamingBear810 t1_jegjo06 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:17 PM

Unwind irl

crazyfoolteam t1_jeglrq9 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:32 PM

Sounds like tax

Aeon1508 t1_jegmm3h wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:38 PM

If you could gaurintee me that for 9.99 sign me the fuck up. That's a hell of a deal

PedroThePinata t1_jegr00q wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:09 PM

I find it interesting and sad that your debt to society starts when you're conceived. Being born in a hospital costs thousands of dollars.

Infamous-Diver2832 t1_jegtj39 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:28 PM

Isn’t there a subscription to everything these days?

SutterCane320 t1_jegunbh wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:36 PM

I don’t want to live on this planet any more.

josogo1 t1_jegzpld wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:14 PM

Mmm

PsiHightower t1_jegzyko wrote on March 31, 2023 at 11:16 PM

So… medication?

n4jm4 t1_jegjvvo wrote on March 31, 2023 at 9:19 PM

dont nobody tell op about the houses that still have lead paint

actuallygoodchase t1_jeg7297 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 7:52 PM

lol 😂😂😂😂😂 i saw this on insta too

Subconscious_Death_3 t1_jegbt35 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:24 PM

I can see this happening actually.

elBoludo10 t1_jeg9pom wrote on March 31, 2023 at 8:10 PM

More like school shooting insurance.

actuallygoodchase t1_jegt203 wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:24 PM

you're so funny bro 😂 because the slaughter of innocent schoolchildren. that was so funny i cringed

elBoludo10 t1_jegw32f wrote on March 31, 2023 at 10:47 PM

Actually, I'm pointing out that there would be life insurance for school shootings before there's any weapons reform.

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