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AnheruKira t1_jegbzdh wrote

Hold on, just $9.99/month to stay alive? That’s damn cheap, I’m in!

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looptarded OP t1_jegcgk4 wrote

We will keep you alive sure, but we didn’t promise any quality of life though

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generalhanky t1_jegzbyu wrote

That’s just the entry level option that prevents you from getting shot in the head by our friendly armed staff. The package with food costs 399 Bezos bucks per month. You will be paid a handsome salary of 3 BB per hour for the minimal labor tasks you perform.

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