Art: Ed Valigursky / Cover art, “Amazing Stories,” Vol. 30, No. 3 (March 1956)

I've never been married but this is so true!

RIP fren

Her be like:Shut up if you wanna live

The worst part is that she is gonna be oh so sweet with you until you get back home, but once that door is closed, you better get praying.

My wife got mad at me once because the woman who was working at O'Reily auto parts remembered me a couple days later.

How is it my fault if she remembered my face?

Have you thought about what you want on your headstone friend?

At least you have someone who is actually interested in you