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inrcp t1_iu4pcmi wrote

Technically chickens aren't cocks, roosters are, and roosters fuck chickens, so chickens are basically pussies, so really you're eating pussy.

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CreepyFire1 t1_iu4s1zm wrote

NO I‘M NOT EATING CATS, AM I?

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inrcp t1_iu4svxu wrote

Not all cats are female, and male cats have barbed dicks, so if you were eating a cat you could be eating a thicc spikey dick

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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4tc1v wrote

Do female cats go meow and male cats go maow? I don’t have a cat

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minorthreat1000 t1_iu4walq wrote

Roosters are chickens. Female chickens are hens.

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inrcp t1_iu4z5li wrote

Sounds like someone just really wants to eat cocks.

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Ogurasyn t1_iu64wlq wrote

No. Chickens aren't pussies. They are some really nice chicks

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redditburner2112 t1_iu4ouc8 wrote

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like "what the fuck" and "call the police". I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this story. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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[deleted] t1_iu4p4bx wrote

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.

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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4pd1t wrote

Well, girls are technically gay

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PERIX_4460 t1_iu4s8q7 wrote

ppl on r/LGTBQ would love to hear your opinion.

Why don't you share it with them?

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HighBreak-J t1_iu6013i wrote

According to your logic, girl are straight since "chickens" are "cocks", also disregarding the existence of roosters

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SpacemaN_literature t1_iu4pg97 wrote

Yes, but do you regularly attend at cock fights?

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stoneseef t1_iu572cw wrote

Alpha move is to eat it not suck it

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Unexpected-raccoon t1_iu4zqc4 wrote

Banging chicks is hella gay cuz you’re banging another man’s grown ass sperm

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Dusskulll t1_iu4svtb wrote

If getting called gay is what I must endure to eat my favorite type of meat, then so I shall be! Provide me with all of the cocks, and the chickens too!!

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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4t0qm wrote

I am shocked to realise that eating meat sounds gay too.

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Dusskulll t1_iu4tal6 wrote

Nomming meat is indeed quite gay, but anybody who accepts their name-called fates are truly the champions

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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4thi3 wrote

Even the earth is gay, it is screwing itself with an axis.

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Dusskulll t1_iu4to32 wrote

Well the Earth is a woman (Mother Nature, Gaia) so since you just said "all girls are gay" in another comment, then by your logic this must indeed be true lol

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M4g1x- t1_iu4td5q wrote

I do... I love to eat cock

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AdministrativeBar748 t1_iu4vnf1 wrote

What? You mean you don't suck 2 different types of cocks per day?

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poleogoleo t1_iu4t2cw wrote

No wonder I eat so much chicken! :D

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einkasra t1_iu504lh wrote

You know what? Im gonna eat chicken even harder

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LazerDogs t1_iu56oka wrote

Eating cock isn't gay. Sucking it is. Learn the difference. Amateur

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HubbleSpaceT t1_iu5lohs wrote

But they only raise the female chicken

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sunkenshipinabottle t1_iu5sce3 wrote

Remember boys, wiping your ass is gay if you’re literally touching your own ass! /s

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qerttburt t1_iu5yc8t wrote

no wonder i turned out gay..huh.

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DontKnoWhatMyNameIs t1_iu6a9rr wrote

Why does a person's ssxual preference have to be used as a pejorative?

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TSTeifling t1_iu6ams4 wrote

probably not, most comercial chicken are hens

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AdEfficient1267 t1_iu6sd36 wrote

Cocks are roosters so unless your eating make chickens your fine

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Freddi_47 t1_iu6ywun wrote

Jokes on you I eat hen

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Nerdtendo6366 t1_iu73yyt wrote

*Kicks closet door open

Guess who’s commin out!

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Good-Table5566 t1_iu8gvwj wrote

Nice try vegans, but that's homophobic! you lose social credit!

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