Submitted by yashthesharma t3_yfqm5n in memes
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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4oy1i wrote
Okay burner!
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4pd1t wrote
Well, girls are technically gay
SpacemaN_literature t1_iu4pg97 wrote
Yes, but do you regularly attend at cock fights?
CaesarAugustus769 t1_iu4pgov wrote
You are also eating breasts and thighs.The 2 straight things overpower the 1 gay thing.
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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4pjhl wrote
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4pmiv wrote
We were casually enjoying the tournament and then africans came in.
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4ptwt wrote
If you can’t give the egg, give yourself. -Mark Butcher
SpacemaN_literature t1_iu4puxo wrote
Things got wild eh?
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4pzdt wrote
We saw bigger things
SpacemaN_literature t1_iu4qewo wrote
Faster too.
SkilfulLupus t1_iu4r8no wrote
And…?
CreepyFire1 t1_iu4s1zm wrote
NO I‘M NOT EATING CATS, AM I?
yourphotondealer t1_iu4s8hk wrote
But I eat the boobs. Chicken breasts.
PERIX_4460 t1_iu4s8q7 wrote
ppl on r/LGTBQ would love to hear your opinion.
Why don't you share it with them?
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yashthesharma OP t1_iu4sf9s wrote
It will turn the shit trans
Godofwarmaster t1_iu4sg66 wrote
roosters are cocks not chickens
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4spuf wrote
I thought this while eating chicken
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4st8t wrote
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inrcp t1_iu4svxu wrote
Not all cats are female, and male cats have barbed dicks, so if you were eating a cat you could be eating a thicc spikey dick
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4t0qm wrote
I am shocked to realise that eating meat sounds gay too.
poleogoleo t1_iu4t2cw wrote
No wonder I eat so much chicken! :D
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4t61w wrote
Now we both gay
Dusskulll t1_iu4tal6 wrote
Nomming meat is indeed quite gay, but anybody who accepts their name-called fates are truly the champions
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4tc1v wrote
Do female cats go meow and male cats go maow? I don’t have a cat
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4thi3 wrote
Even the earth is gay, it is screwing itself with an axis.
Dusskulll t1_iu4to32 wrote
Well the Earth is a woman (Mother Nature, Gaia) so since you just said "all girls are gay" in another comment, then by your logic this must indeed be true lol
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4tvsy wrote
Eating to shitting everything is gay
89074613899 t1_iu4u35a wrote
I love eggs aswell...
inrcp t1_iu4uf35 wrote
You just wanna know so you can scope out that spiked dick
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4uj6x wrote
FBI is that you?
inrcp t1_iu4uphk wrote
Red team go! Red team go! We have you surrounded! Come out with your pants down! Hands on your ankles!
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4uwz6 wrote
THE COCK arrives
AdministrativeBar748 t1_iu4vnf1 wrote
What? You mean you don't suck 2 different types of cocks per day?
AC_Nine-Ball t1_iu4vo1x wrote
I'm not a picky eater.
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4vqrj wrote
What types?
Barrelrolla t1_iu4vqzy wrote
Literally says trap in the username lol
AdministrativeBar748 t1_iu4vuf0 wrote
One of them is thick, hard and girthy and the other smells like piss.
yashthesharma OP t1_iu4vxmr wrote
Thick one smells like strawberries?
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minorthreat1000 t1_iu4w63m wrote
When you think all chickens are cocks
minorthreat1000 t1_iu4walq wrote
Roosters are chickens. Female chickens are hens.
soup_time337 t1_iu4xk3s wrote
Ahhh, thanks, thought I as gay
plsignorethisalt t1_iu4y91l wrote
I love chicken!
inrcp t1_iu4z5li wrote
Sounds like someone just really wants to eat cocks.
Unexpected-raccoon t1_iu4zqc4 wrote
Banging chicks is hella gay cuz you’re banging another man’s grown ass sperm
LogicQuestionsMe t1_iu50sy0 wrote
I love cock McNuggies.
Lulcaz t1_iu54upd wrote
No, you eat chicks, not cocks
makemechristina t1_iu5arxt wrote
Yummmm
HubbleSpaceT t1_iu5lohs wrote
But they only raise the female chicken
neogeo06 t1_iu5mv8z wrote
sunkenshipinabottle t1_iu5sce3 wrote
Remember boys, wiping your ass is gay if you’re literally touching your own ass! /s
HighBreak-J t1_iu6013i wrote
According to your logic, girl are straight since "chickens" are "cocks", also disregarding the existence of roosters
garbage-at-life t1_iu60uqo wrote
you don't eat roosters you eat hens
butt_smasher_01 t1_iu63b9q wrote
eats more chicken
Ogurasyn t1_iu64wlq wrote
No. Chickens aren't pussies. They are some really nice chicks
DontKnoWhatMyNameIs t1_iu6a9rr wrote
Why does a person's ssxual preference have to be used as a pejorative?
TSTeifling t1_iu6ams4 wrote
probably not, most comercial chicken are hens
FluidHighway8515 t1_iu6epa0 wrote
Black people are gay, confirmed.
AdEfficient1267 t1_iu6sd36 wrote
Cocks are roosters so unless your eating make chickens your fine
PotatoComplete t1_iu6t6dn wrote
Now fellas...
Capable_Nature4435 t1_iu738fh wrote
Thats why i eat cats
Nerdtendo6366 t1_iu73yyt wrote
*Kicks closet door open
Guess who’s commin out!
SmIL3yD3vIL t1_iu7n0vc wrote
So we just not gonna talk about hotdogs?...
yashthesharma OP t1_iu7nbo4 wrote
The house of sausages
Dontfrront_Deku_PSN t1_iu81mlb wrote
I love it more
Dylloooooon t1_iu8995o wrote
Not if it’s a female
NoobMaster_5558 t1_iu8a9q7 wrote
Why you should be vegetarian
Good-Table5566 t1_iu8gvwj wrote
Nice try vegans, but that's homophobic! you lose social credit!
yashthesharma OP t1_iu8hfvn wrote
Gay pro
yashthesharma OP t1_iu8hk3w wrote
Vegetarian better than vegan.
redditburner2112 t1_iu4ouc8 wrote
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