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LordPandaLad t1_iuik7pv wrote

Isn’t this just prostitution with extra steps?

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That_Random_Guy68 OP t1_iuinf54 wrote

Nah she need a pimp first

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SiggeTheDog t1_iujgtym wrote

You can be a self-employed prostitute. You can be that in my country. You make a congrat with the person You’re having sex with No third party necessary.

This is a gray-zone legal work.

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hereforsnackz t1_iuij3m5 wrote

Sounds like therapy to me. I'd pay it.

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potentpterodactyl t1_iuimtex wrote

I’m a Freud to ask what she was treating them for, but the tactic of having women listen to my problems until they just decide they would rather hump seems like it would have some merit.

Like if I think about it, every time my girlfriend sets into an issue all I can imagine is doing stuff to her that Shakespeare would allude to in a saucy way.

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ESCANOR2538 t1_iujez79 wrote

Oh my god that's disgusting!!!where?

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Wilvinc t1_iuioht3 wrote

Was it covered by insurance?

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Street-Tea-4965 t1_iujk6fq wrote

"I'll take The Rapist for $500, Alex".
"...Thats Therapist!"

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1sbrq t1_iujlwh5 wrote

Literally exactly what I was thinking celebrity jeopardy has some gems fr

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Spinoxys t1_iuje5w1 wrote

therapy sex is better than no therapy at all tho...

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QMEiffel t1_iujnaxr wrote

She wasn’t a therapist. She was The Rapist.

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Hoopaboi t1_iuk1ywc wrote

Wait but what's wrong with this?

It's two consenting adults (if it was a child it would definitely be mentioned in the headline).

The only issue might be insurance fraud if their insurance only covers certain conditions and situations.

But we both know for a fact that she isn't being charged for that.

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