Submitted by VikingStudiosZ t3_yianl6 in memes
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master_cheif_in_goya t1_iuho4ri wrote
And then the women have to suffer with
Don't Dildo December
NeckhunterGT3 t1_iuhryz3 wrote
Try my 25th time.
nobodyspersonalchef t1_iui7fyh wrote
Aaand another weirdo op to block
TankProImporum t1_iui957p wrote
We got the balls to win
Regular-Exam-6853 t1_iuideh7 wrote
Do it for the last times cus November is coming
GGGold23 t1_iuii6vf wrote
Stop squirting September
master_cheif_in_goya t1_iuijdbz wrote
Just jack January
GGGold23 t1_iuikasd wrote
Must masterbate March
aedroogo t1_iuin5om wrote
Fuck frogs February
Dapper_Composer2 t1_iuioyl0 wrote
Don't, it makes it worse.
GGGold23 t1_iuip260 wrote
Oppose Oral October
Careful-Hunt-9528 t1_iuipgqh wrote
I live in asia. NNN had already begun for asians.
JFlashdriveK t1_iuivip4 wrote
Hard pass. I have enough shit going on in my life, not giving up the one thing I have left that temporarily makes me feel better.
iddkud t1_iuj4u21 wrote
Dick destruction December
MaxxxTheGenericFurry t1_iuj5n6o wrote
haha lol im not playing
furious_jam t1_iuj6ysz wrote
Man pissed 10 times in one day. Because thats where the pee is stored.
Successful_Student1 t1_iujaas5 wrote
Does it count if I nut as soon as the clock hits midnight? Is there like new years rules with this?
Dracoras27 t1_iujgeyo wrote
*Dildon‘t December
obichadjabroni t1_iujgfd3 wrote
I'm nervous
do_u_like_waffles t1_iujkjrr wrote
It’s ejaculation mardi gras. Get all the sin out before it’s too late!
TheRealBori5 t1_iujm0w4 wrote
Finally I can start living a good life
minorthreat1000 t1_iujokri wrote
This is too many times to pee in one day
Peanut_man213 t1_iujv2o6 wrote
Just stop drinking so much water
CowboyAirman t1_iujvqbs wrote
Just here to tell you that the more you do it, the more your body wants to. Basically, you’re telling your anatomy to make more.
VoiceActingChef t1_iuk28dr wrote
I'm gonna nut at the stroke of midnight tonight just so I can avoid being a sheep.
Jondelaweez t1_iuk4hg5 wrote
They arent empty until blood come out
Character_Fill_9700 t1_iuk5avk wrote
Don't tell me what to do!
CanadianGoose2121 t1_iuk5ei7 wrote
If the climax happens after 12 AM wherever you are, you lose. You also probably shouldn’t do it right before. It wont help your chances
Psychadellic t1_iuk8i1u wrote
Southern hemisphere here, its already started
GlumWord2853 t1_iuk8z68 wrote
No fcuk february
djfnjxj t1_iuho4db wrote
Refill with yogurt and keep going