Submitted by SadOwl3244 t3_z8rbc1 in memes
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No_Situation8484 t1_iydmhmb wrote
RIP split streamers
Jason666392 t1_iyetfp6 wrote
Didn't have to call me out like that
EQ2_Tay t1_iydso7z wrote
Don't forget the ceiling, "It's raining talent"
KingdomMarshadow t1_iyed48y wrote
r/beatmetoit I was gonna say “Ceiling: Piss rain”
yoursISnowMINE t1_iyf9ln8 wrote
Don't forget the tank "sneak 100"
itsme_tejo t1_iydg8k8 wrote
Females be trippin tho looking at this
Rrrrobke t1_iyewb2x wrote
We know. Please, a woman probably made this post
Edit: do people understand what I meant here?
Crumb_bubble t1_iyduuoa wrote
Lift the fucking seat you animal!
CoolEnderGamer t1_iydr0qy wrote
"Assert Dominance"😭
PikkuinenPikkis t1_iyeo3cl wrote
I have a classmate who specifically knows I’m too shy to change clothes in front of others, so I do it in the bathroom. They piss, ALL OVER the fucking floor, toilet and sometimes even the walls and the sink.
Sakul_the_one t1_iye7l94 wrote
Mostly, stealth, because I don’t wanna to be heard if someone is in the near…
hugthemachines t1_iyev8ti wrote
If you sit down to pee, you empty your bladder better. I was told emptying the bladder well is good for the prostate to reduce risk of prostate cancer. A nice side effect is that you rarely pee on the floor :-)
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oSanguine t1_iyemibz wrote
Dang, toddlers are way ahead of the game.
TheOwnerOfRaddit t1_iyf6z17 wrote
Ah, this is pee pee and not the other.
Deranged_Guacamole t1_iye7cdo wrote
"Assert Dominance"
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what the fu-
max_da_1 t1_iyecioh wrote
Only green if I forget to undo my belt and it pushes my pp up
Gold-Onion-7627 t1_iyenkw7 wrote
What about the secret agent
Pee In the systern
giant_albatrocity t1_iyep8i3 wrote
Sit like a boss and go hands free 😎
__-__---__-__ t1_iye4zox wrote
If you do anything other than purple you are a pos
Rodthehuman t1_iyet5nt wrote
Don’t forget “the cleaner” when there is a bit of sh*t in between the purple ones
TruthMadeHuman t1_iyeu59a wrote
What if I chose the flushing handle?
0w0dontknow t1_iyezy1p wrote
at 1AM, assert dominance and establish presence are the same thing
hidingfrom666 t1_iyf15ix wrote
You forgot about the peeing on the flusher handle, and in the reservoir tank!
Soggy_Yogurt_2421 t1_iyf3leu wrote
My brother fr hopes I die in a hole
Phil_O_Soraptor t1_iyf71zl wrote
Much More Meat?
MagnaTriste t1_iyf03li wrote
What color is the sink?
Vennris t1_iyd6nc8 wrote
Everything other than purple and grey: I'm a disgusting waste of skin and my death would make the world a better place.
There. Fixed it for you.